ShadesOfFool

If this album doesn’t give Velvet Crowbar tease she can keep it

Swan song

Banisters = railing She’s singing about getting FUCKED

Nicki on a Gaga diss I think my skin would melt off. I don’t like that bitch and I don’t think Nicki does either!

Lil Kim

The goddess

don’t get fresh

sex tape

She’s so embarrassing I’m crying

Yes but we want a Nicki feature bestie

mike dean smokes like...an inhuman amount of weed high by the beach part two coming omg i'm about to bust

As long as jack didn’t, who cares?

Im about to cream my jeans

That’s what I’m thinking. If she says she’s coming for revenge and drops a third album of elevator music I’ll really whoop this girl myself

HE WAS IN FUN???

@Elle please shut down the site it’s time

Lana please we are losing our fucking minds

I just fell out my chair

If jack produced it, blue banisters will feature no instrumental but will instead only include the sound of Lana farting and then blaming the chair...for peak #authenticity

How do you know that edit: nvm I just saw. Who wears a flannel hoodie to a rooftop party in la? lord

This was so hilarious and weird, I used to watch it on a loop

blue banisters could either be a shades of cool level BANGER or it could be a bartender level FLOP lets hope she made the right choice

tell her that

She knows COCC wasn’t it

I think that’s foundation lol