ShadesOfFool

and this time she’s got big tits too! I will never stop winning!

yeah i think speculation is only inappropriate when it comes from a place of judgement lol. cause then that's just mean-spirited shit talking lol. personally i love some nice fake tig ol bitties so i think lana should absolutely get a pair so she can shake them in her music videos

God I wanna motorboat her

Lana is in her Big Momma era and I am loving every second of it

have you seen her lately?

SUCCULENT. BREASTS.

She’s just a terrible singer I can’t stand her. And her whole persona is just cringe inducing. she’s so pretty tho!

SZA. she just stinks to me.

Lana is so annoying lmfao

no more flannels!!!!!!!!

She needs to give us Cola’s sexy MILF older sister song and really tell us some more about her pussy. let us know that there’s some WHORES in this COUNTRY CLUB

after the last year, i and the rest of the world have literally no interest in hearing lana del rey discuss politics. even if she has good intentions, she has made such a fool of herself in the last year regarding her completely unprovoked and insanely ignorant commentary on feminism and race and whatever tf else she was rambling about. if she has two brain cells to rub together, she should know it would be in her best interest to steer clear of anything too political. esp bc her "social commentary" and "contemplations" are fuckin NUTS. lana BEEN del rey

We should just save time and just copy-and-paste every interview she’s ever done into this thread. That should be almost everything.

WHAAAAT LMFAOOO

I’m crying at this entire thread

I think Lana obviously comes from a family that’s generally well off. I also think her years of drugs and alcohol kind of estranged her from them (she said she hadn’t spoken to her father in years at the time video games came out). She was very clearly a troubled young woman who was basically shipped off to boarding school and then started “living like Jim Morrison.” She was being a rebel wild child out across America and wasn’t close with her parents lol. She thought she was a rockstar and was doing her own thing. It’s possible she was even “cut off” for a time. She still to this day doesn’t even acknowledge her own mother lol. So her parents are in fact wealthy, but that doesn’t mean they were funding her entire life.

I love how people always talk about “Lana’s father” like he’s Bill Gates or some shit lmfao. lanas dad is quite literally just some guy.

I like how he swears everybody who doesn’t worship NFR and COCC are “fake fans” yet he insists that everything pre-NFR in her discography was trash lmfao. you’re the same as us, babe. the exact same.

I think being famous is indeed hard and isolating, but i also don’t feel bad for her or anyone else at the end of the day. Being a musician does not look like hard work lol. And specifically Lana, she gets to work completely at her own pace while she travels the world and parties in LA, so like, girl stop whining lmfao.

We want bad bitch Lana back! With the swagger and the lips!

baby no one is reading this

I’m just ready for whatever phase she’s currently in to be over lmfao

Is it bad that I could live with this album being delayed if it meant making sure she had a coherent rollout and promo era actually in place? And filming music videos and doing shoots and all that? Maybe not delayed as badly as the last couple albums were, but I could survive this being pushed to the fall if that meant actually being good and complete.

Amber Rose!

notice how I haven’t said a word about it since the day i heard it im sure someone likes it, but it’s not for me!