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When she can’t sing any fast songs bc it makes the alligators agitated and the entire setlist is her singing Bartender over and over again with Billie Eilish whispering about eco-friendly video games in the background

I will say my enjoyment of the album dropped a bit after “The Greatest”. Greatly preferred the first half, with “The Greatest” being the standout.

that’s Phoebe Bridgers

I enjoyed listening! It’s a fun lo-fi, easy listening vibe for a Thursday morning. The Greatest was a standout to me. Finneas has also really grown on me as a producer. The album didn’t feel overly short to me either, I find it cohesive (bordering on getting a bit murky and “sound-sameness), and aptly tight. I just didn’t find any ear worms or melodies that really stood out to me, but I don’t think that was the intent. If I put my feelings for Billie’s personality/aesthetic aside, I actually enjoy her music for what it is.

All this just for the exact same set list

The Dead Sea contains high amounts of mercury.

I’ve seen 10 ppl saying “stop getting pressed over her comment” and like maybe 1.5 people have actually gotten pressed over her comment 💀💀

discipline your kids, people - otherwise Lana Del Rey will have to, publicly.

@DemonMic2003 likes posts on both sides of every argument and honestly it’s so cute

I really think picking this apart is splitting hairs at a microscopic level. Neither the meme nor Lana’s comments necessitate any amount of analysis. Both are in slightly poor form, so if anything, she matched their energy.

The Good Fight (The Good Wife spinoff)

Unpopular opinion: she should’ve kept “Is It Over Now?” in the vault just so it could’ve been the closing track to TTPD. It lyrical flows so well with the story arc and if the album started with “I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me” and ended with “I was hoping you’d be there, and say the one thing, I’d been wanting, but no” it would’ve been such a serve. I always play it after listening to the standard album and it sounds like waking up from a bad dream.

is she really gonna try and block Billie from going no. 1. Damn she took that (hypocritical) variant thing personally. She has signed CDs, collector CDs restocks, and But Daddy acoustic album CDs all going out potentially next week 💀

And nothing for Canada. Again.

Opening Rankers 1. Fortnight (sorry but starting an album with "I was supposed to be sent away" is too iconic) 2. the 1 (tells us she's doing good, gives us an entire album about how she's not) 3. State Of Grace 4. Fearless 5. Mine 6. ...Ready For It? (good opener, and I like the chorus, not a fan of the verses tho) 7. willow (Gold Rush should've opened the album tbh) 8. Lavender Haze 9. Tim McGraw 10. Welcome To New York (I will never ever like this song) 11. I Forgot You Existed (honestly a lot of the Lover era makes me feel like she purposefully wanted it to tank)

Like folklore, it took a while to grow on me but now I am OBSESSED. I really hope we get it pressed onto vinyl. I was listening to it last night after coming home late at night on a very warm evening and it was SUCH a vibe. I think Peter is a highlight, and possibly one of her best bridges ever

Well then she better get Lasso out very soon before the seemingly inevitable second Trump Presidency. "Is This The End Of America? Well, Yes"

tbh i figured you were but i wanted to defend PP's honor bc i was worried he was still pissed at me over our quabble in another thread

they had a threesome.

I see this thread descending into chaos. Oh a new era really is here

I don’t think @Psychedelic Pussy would ever say anything classist or sexist so let’s not do that. Annoying (in an often cute way, sometimes not), sure - but those are heavy words. It’s not sexist or classist to not want a certain aesthetic 💀

He just remembered he signed an NDA I fear

“add a bunch of BS to it” when the caption literally said the Rolls Royce was for a Lana/Quavo MV 💀 Like, sir, what BS did WE add that wasn’t already in your post

Wait which car? Bc that black car in the background of this image is not the Rolls Royce…