Mer

Just now, nami said:

why r the grammys promoting the fuck out of robots and ai

who do you think selected the winners? 

I don't know why you all think he's posting it live while doing her makeup. That photo very well could've been from this morning. 

Just now, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

tag yourself, i'm the suspicious green sauce in that plastic packet 

ma'am that's just guacamole 

1 minute ago, Wait For Life said:

see you cannot convince me there isn't a slight smell of fried cheese 

4 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

mer, i love you, but there's no way smelling like cheese can be sexy

2 minutes ago, Chemtrail said:

becoming a mod just to ban you for posting this

Jack's sexy, but in a "sort of smells like cheese" good way 

Just now, Pink Flamingo said:

where is lana??

googling what a boygenius is

Just now, Morissetteus said:

My heart is aching so much. I do not want another 2020! Pleasse!!!

2024 feels like a correction/redo of 2020, so hopefully things go better this year. 

Also I kinda hope Madonna is there bc the ageist BS about her facelift last year should be redeemed by how amazing she looks now that it's settled 

I'm going to go drink a diet pepsi to help manifest 

Also, speaking of ppl not showing up, I genuinely think Beyoncé was going to skip it last year and they forced her there last minute with false promises (and had the presenter lie about her being "stuck in traffic" on air to excuse her absence) so FUCK the Grammy's at this point. 

Just now, SalvaWHORE said:

atp if i were her, i'd say "fuck it" and stay tf home 

if i were her i'd be making my management call the President of this fuck ass awards show and tell them that not only am I not showing up, I am also going to slash the tires on Taylor's car so she can't show up either if they don't give me an award, and tank their ratings 

2 minutes ago, la otra mujer said:

ok where’s ms del rey 

She's driving the rickety bus Boygenius met on off a cliff 

Just now, Elle said:

Jack winning producer of the year is a good sign… x

for Midnights I fear 

2 minutes ago, takemybreath said:

 

She looks like yassified Jane Fonda 

Wasn't Jill Biden a surprise presenter last year? Watch Donald Trump walk out on stage, open the envelope, point to Boygenius, Taylor Swift, Olivia, Miley and SZA and say "you lose" 

Maybe ABBA is the final presenter? 

3 minutes ago, Get Drunk said:

wait what if it’s Travis Kelce giving the award to taylor….. now im pissed off

what the fuck is jaw dropping and standing ovation worthy about Travis Kelce. And he's not a "global icon" he's barely a national icon. 

2 minutes ago, Beautiful Loser said:

I lowkey hope it’s Beyonce who is the surprise, announcing renaissance act ii.

I mean she should NOT be giving the Grammy's the attention after they literally dragged her ass through 3 hours of LA traffic to last year's ceremony only to make her watch Harry Styles say "this does not happen to people like me [straight white men]" after she lost AOTY to him. 

I don’t even care about Rep TV anymore rn

Just now, American Whore said:

what if this changes things for the album like..... what if we get an actual angry album

“I mean Phoebe come on, that’s barely even a song” 

Just now, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

i fear the ME PROBLEM ITS ME song or the cheap Bruno Mars sample song will win  

SOTY is for songwriting no? (That’s why ppl were shocked when that country song won over All Too Well last year). Based on that, A&W is the strongest contender. 

I hope Beyoncé and Lana join The Weeknd and never submit anything to the Grammys ever again if she loses the remaining categories. 
 

Also I still blame ALL of this on Billie Eilish. 

2 minutes ago, Rust Dress said:

@mssainttropez YOU HAVE ME CRYING

@mssainttropez knew the only way she could top accidentally posting scat on LB was accidentally posting Nazi memorabilia on LB  (but also I love you and pls don’t take this offensively) 

Just now, ultrabanisters said:

me being green does wonders for being able to spot myself 

Frankenstein during class photos