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LFL 2.0 HERE WE COME 

14 hours ago, barttttender said:

We've all been there. I once put a hot flatmate's used underwear over my face when he wasn't in the apartment LMAO. It reeked of cum too.

 

Ma'am I don't kink-shame and I know mine was kinda unhinged, but where I've been and where you've been are more than few degrees apart 

Just now, taco truck said:

And on my third now! 

id take a bullet for you 

56 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

What cocktail are you drinking thread when?

cocktail? Baby I’m chasing down my 8th glass of wine with a shot of tequila 

43 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Personally am drinking sprite, 100% cranberry juice, and vodka 

girl ofc your getting drunk fast, espc if that sprite is diet/artificially sweetened 

11 minutes ago, Get Drunk said:

Now have you all forgotten it’s only Christmas Eve right now.. why is everyone so drunk

Girl what do you want us to be doing?

I’m so glad we’re all drunk. I’m switching from wine to gin and hoping paradise is on its way 

If the FBI didn’t know there’s a Lana Del Rey song called “Pussy” somewhere out there, they’d for sure shut this site down seeing the recent posts 

I don't think I can hide out in the coat closet all night waiting for something to leak so...someone DM me when Paradise 2015 and LA Who Am I inevitably leak 

2 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

The way we go from desperate to horny to demanding to sweet to wedding planning we really do contain multitudes huh 

Can't have a wedding without a first dance song (Paradise 2015) 

Just now, That Venice Bitch said:

Nobody saw it and by nobody I mean me but luckily for both of us I have the memory of a goldfish!

can't you see our edits anyways...?

3 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

I am a terrible flirt, it works IRL bc I'm pretty enough no one notices 

2 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

The wedding for sure!

ok now i feel bad sorry i didn't mean to put him on the spot i just thought it was funny to say that with Beraved's followup 

2 minutes ago, Rust Dress said:

 

I'm bored sorry, and I think everyone here is so cute 

5 minutes ago, That Venice Bitch said:

12:62

I can never tell if you're genuinely hilarious or if I just find you funny bc I think you're kinda cute 

Just now, Bereaved By You said:

What…?

Oh I guess it's the latter  

4 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

I feel like you just know me too well 

I loved Saltburn mainly for Rosamund Pike. I don't really understand why everyone was so scandalized by it? Altho I say that after once making out with the cup my crush used when I was 12 after he left the room...

Just now, NikoGo said:

Idk. Maybe we’ll lock this eventually and keep it. It’s almost 200 pages and would break up the random conversations. Plus this is a nice little slice of LB history I feel but it’ll be a mod team decision 

I honestly admire the mod team and their dedication to keeping things running smoothly so much bc I would've just given up I think at this point 

Anyways, back to the scheduled delusion 

So we're going to merge everything here with the random convo thread in January and pretend all this never happened, right? 

Just now, NikoGo said:

I’ve gone to two different 7 fishes dinners and now I’m off to my husband’s cousin’s for more drinks. What have you had??

It's only 3pm here for me, but my parents and my aunt are currently arguing about how to cook the duck (with either walnut and pomegranate sauce or orange sauce)

So what’s everyone eating for Xmas Eve dinner—since we’re not being fed by leaks?

#KONY2012

5 minutes ago, Get Drunk said:

This would be such an harmless leak I can’t believe it hasn’t happened yet

when it turns out the "Meet Me In the Pale Moonlight" we currently have is just a recreation a la "Fine China" and that's why the unleaked/original is no where to be found 

4 minutes ago, Veinsineon said:

Me and my friends do this too!!

I briefly thought this was a m*sturbation joke and was like MISS GIRL