lizzyology

Not me thinking the show was starting in like 40 minutes from now, and not a full on 12 hours from now💀💀💀

I’m going to treat a You Can Be the Boss and a Jealous Girl revival as if it were my delusions of a live For K pt 2 from last year 😭😭😭

you forgot to add my quote - red flag = gold star on my pfp (?)

I made it inside after fighting an army, and they are selling obscene items such as lighters, only blue banisters vinyls, used plastic straws, chicken bones, and wheed. I am scared and scammed - please send help!!

yasssss, slay safe space!!! But I have a genuine concern for the user lizzyology - Do Not TRUST THEM!!! It is a crime that they cannot attend the Lanachella merch shop; it is imperative that someone gift them free merch as a punishment for their behavior! @That Venice Bitch please investigate them!

I bought it - but at what cost

After collecting and analyzing the data, and observing the facts and the evidence, I can conclude that did this purposely to gag & compete with the sales of Neil Krug’s LDR photo book!

Lana is absolutely a croquette. Her style is very much aligned with being a fried ball of potatoes and filling like vegetables. I have never seen her eat a croquette, but I have reason to believe, with several facts and evidence that I have been meticulously collecting over the past half decade, that she would eat one or had one at some point.

I will fight everyone to the death if it is a limited release - even though I have little knowledge of what photos Neil took

i can finally have luscious lips

The exclusive item out-ate every single piece of merch she has ever made!! I can attest that the quality will be finer than silk (I definitely didn’t imagine it to be a lyric book or something 💀)

I think X is a pretty nice letter

Random, but Lana sung a cover of Love in Cars by Brandon Wilde at a ~2007/2008 show held by Jezebel Music supposedly

I have decided to finally share my story in the search of truth: One time @That Venice Bitch violently threatened me by virtually throwing me onto the floor and then flicking my ear lobe, bending down to my level & whispering into my ear that I am a peasant and would be banned forever if I ever stopped promoting Betty Boop Boop as Lana Del Rey's most lyrically complex, artistic, and best song out of all of them. I think he would sacrifice me for a new demo of that song #Truestory #Isurvivedtrauma #yay

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S(he’s) Br(ok)en

Chuck is giving more Lana Del Rey than Lana herself

Name drop that fan and we can sleuth them out for the truth LMAO-

Chicken took all the iconic jackets out - she knows what she’s doing omg

I thought this was going to be a song and not him talking over the trap beat to Tyla’s Water But I firmly believe this is the best song he has every made to date - as it is his first song

”And then I walked through the Grammys like a detective, and I looked for evidence, for the TRUTH about Lana”

f u c k .

Rob Grant can out play Billy Joel at the piano; this fact is true and cannot be debated

We need that teary Lana-Billie clap as a gif here omg

They just brought out Lionel Richie - she is not winning rip