lizzyology

i can finally have luscious lips

The exclusive item out-ate every single piece of merch she has ever made!! I can attest that the quality will be finer than silk (I definitely didn’t imagine it to be a lyric book or something 💀)

I think X is a pretty nice letter

Random, but Lana sung a cover of Love in Cars by Brandon Wilde at a ~2007/2008 show held by Jezebel Music supposedly

I have decided to finally share my story in the search of truth: One time @That Venice Bitch violently threatened me by virtually throwing me onto the floor and then flicking my ear lobe, bending down to my level & whispering into my ear that I am a peasant and would be banned forever if I ever stopped promoting Betty Boop Boop as Lana Del Rey's most lyrically complex, artistic, and best song out of all of them. I think he would sacrifice me for a new demo of that song #Truestory #Isurvivedtrauma #yay

I thought this was going to be a song and not him talking over the trap beat to Tyla’s Water But I firmly believe this is the best song he has every made to date - as it is his first song

”And then I walked through the Grammys like a detective, and I looked for evidence, for the TRUTH about Lana”

f u c k .

Rob Grant can out play Billy Joel at the piano; this fact is true and cannot be debated

We need that teary Lana-Billie clap as a gif here omg

They just brought out Lionel Richie - she is not winning rip

Imagine if we sat here on LB all day just for Lana not to win lol

PARIS HILTON 2nd ALBUM ANNOUNCED?!?!?!

LIZZY GRANT REVIVAL!!!

What happened so far, besides Lana winning to SZA

I literally predicted a Munch x Fingertips collab months ago, my mind is so predictive When Munch was fifteen, naked GRAH, next door neighbors did a schemin’

I’d honestly be surprised if she released the album within September - watch it be pushed back to 2025 LOL

You have my addy from the lipsters, pull up - I’m waiting

Oh Lizzy Grant 2006 Navajo Reservation era, you were so ahead of your time - but just in time for 2024’s kuntree music

NAUR - if you remove Lana from Tik Tok, who will be listening to Betty Boop Boop and Birds of a Feather now Mr. Donald Trump?

Did you know that the live was paused inside the LA parking garage?

Let us not act like Wayamaya and Trash Magic wouldn’t be a good fit for the record

“I met Demi Lovato recently, my name is ________ and this is my M&G story. I met her August 28th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lovatic that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello. she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose, she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the photo of us and I headed out of the M&G and that's when she started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Demi Lovato is in fact; a horrible person. Now she's harassing me on Snapchat by sending me awful photos, fat shaming me. Thank you for reading this “

It’s giving that one Lizzy Grant 2009 shoot with the gray background omg-

Knowing Lana, she will likely sing Starlux, For K Pt 2, and Trees ft. Arthur Lynn live at Coachella. I can for see the future