The Stargirl Pinky

My brain processing the speed of this thread rn

OMG BOZ JUST POSTED UNDER TUNNEL UNDER OCEAN BOULEVARD

I keep thinking of these numbers as inches and ya’ll are a bunch of size queens Oh lmao actually I don’t have anything against them, I don’t really know their music. I just want 23 tracks on Lana’s album

Not me manifesting 23 tracks for the wrong album

The way I just woke up and RAN here for announcement week. This is it girlies, I can see the tumbleweeds clearing as well as my skin. I can hear violins, violins… Whatever happens this week I just know she’s going to deliver and it’s gonna be a week to remember. Now if you’ll excuse me I have meetings to cancel in preparation for the double album release on Friday

Misty Wishes LDR9 lead single omg!!!!

Me reading @For K’s synopsis:

I’ve got 15-23

When she uses the sierra madres as boobography on the cover

Me making my grand exit when the scat arrives

I wonder if she realizes the can of worms she's opened, the girls are perched and we're watching closely

Me on the 9th when you’re right and nothing happens

Lana Del Cardboard hiding in spinmeroundstore’s closet after giving the surprise release away on TikTok 🔪

HELP IM DELULU AGAIN ITS FUCKING COMING NEXT WEEK ISNT IT AAAAHHHHH

Wordle 533 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Introducing my new album Driving Near the Coastline and it’s yours in one hour xx

Wow this is how you write ladies ngl I’m shook at how eclipse went from p1nkh0l3f0r3v3r to eloquent Lana theory whew get yourselves a man who can do both

When LDR goes from fuck you Kevin to a re-worked Say Yes to Kevin

inb4 he just means the album is out of this world

Omg bestie I’m so sorry, praying for the revenge album you deserve

If you prance I’ll prance And if you don’t I’ll prance anyway

OMG tell me someone got screenshots cause it’s gone

Honestly this all sounds great and if it comes true I will definitely be a believer, but I need something more concrete than that

I wouldn’t be mad about a dark vibe tbh. I felt like we were really gonna get that aesthetic for LFL based on the trailer but the album turned out to be a strange blend of 70’s/trap/folk?? If she’s gonna do dark she needs to go all the way