The Stargirl Pinky

Pinky’s takes:

They won’t make it on the first one because they’re going to be on the second album of the double release Also I think you’re right about the SpaceyKacey🚀 producer

Wordle 532 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I feel like that’s just a general expression anybody could have said since he posted Lana tingz two hours ago and he’s clearly coming next week. I highly doubt you knew he was gonna tweet lmao like I said I wanna believe but I’m not seeing concrete evidence come to fruition

LMAO this whole thread is so HORNY and I’m praying we all get laid tonite

LMAO ok ok he didn’t really say that but I’m HYPE PRE-ORDER WHEN

It’s the beginning of the end bestie this double album will end me 🌹🌹

The way I was getting a massage when Neil posted and the masseuse said “do you want a happy ending?” and I said no that’s on December 7th they’re really coming for us hunties

Dem teeth are giving Gary Busey

No shame in this but I still watch the UV one because even tho we have the album already it’s so iconic

Living for your reverse psychology era

Pretty sure 68% of the YouTube video plays of Lana singing Yosemite live at the LFL release party were me But it kills me to know virtually nothing about LYTAN and I demand to hear it!!!

When LYTAN makes the final tracklist

Imagine the big dick energy LDRX serves when it’s truly her magnum condom

MOUNTAIN LAUREL CANYON her 70s reggae alternative Hawaiian glam metal wayamaya lullaby wordy nursery rhyme sonnet era is coming for our wallets

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO I'M SCREAMING

OMG the album cover is Lana power lifting Jamie Lee Curtis on a bench press we won

It means her tropical reggae surf rock ukulele wayamaya era is upon us and we’re about to be blessed with some bangers

Hunny it’s the holidays and if you’re not indulging and overeating then wyd Manifesting 23 tracks

Exactly this!!! Imagine Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard or Dark City Tiddie being scrapped for a 9th version of SYTH

Oh shit really? When did they say this? Can someone fill me in on the highlights from the past 48 hours? I thought I was gonna have 80 pages to read today but they all disappeared overnight lmao

STOP POSTING LMFAO IVE BEEN SO SLAMMED AT WORK TODAY I CANT KEEP UP WITH YALL SJDBDJFBFB