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careful you’re manifesting her presence, she’ll say that then proceed to trying to sell us her non-ironic anti-capitalist 80$ sweaters

so does this finally confirm and solidify the 20 day rule ? cause to me it technically does idc WE CRACKED HER UNHINGED MIND GIRLS

he also said it showed jack gave us trauma and that because of him we think ballads are boring, he added these ones are not (not boring = we’re WINNING)

we know she didn’t she doesn’t have that kind of money

okay but 3 cute ballads doesn’t work with my trippy psychedelic hip-hop hoe anthem? where’s the POWER? the LUST? THE SEX?? on another note i’m imagining half of the record being jazzy, light, breezy, piano rich summertime like songs... and the other half being this psychedelic, synth driven, electrical guitars meet hip-hop trap beats... IM HARD OMG THIS WOULD OBLITERATE ME

wait i’m confusion how does a venezuelan jazz/pianist tie into 3 full fledged hip-hop producers ? is this really the new lust for life?? and why the fuck 3 singles ? like that’s AWESOME but so random why 3? i have so many questions...how many other singles ? how many songs will this album have like damn 20 songs?? why did mike say they hadn’t finished anything last week when it’s obviously not true? why doesn’t lala say anything ? will the album do come in july ? again 3 FUCKING SINGLES AT ONCE ???

i’ll just go ahead and make two nooses for both of us cause that’s probably "the start of the era"

?? EXCLUSIVE INFO: a VERY reliable insider just confirmed that the new lana del rey album will feature lana del rey ??

one thing i’ll never understand about people like him who are obsessed with charts like ok your fav gets a number 1 so fucking what that’s not your achievement ? pretty pathetic anways manifesting an update today since it’s the 20th day

the man is high 24/7 i don’t think he knows or cares about what he likes on twitter

and boz said that already so why are we acting like this is news

they aren’t always reliable and are probably just going off of what boz said 2 weeks ago. plus they also said a beyoncé and adele collab would come out in december AND february... needless to say neither happened

to be fair we already got more info during these 600 pages than we had 3 months before cocc came out WE’RE WINNING SINGLE THIS FRIDAY

not when it’s already been said 10 times in the past hour no

for the 150th time NO WE DONT does anyone on this site even read the posts or...

STOP WITH DIORLEAK I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA START SWINGING any tea to share with us darling? i give you a twenty

tbf those dumb twinks will believe any and everything

god why are y’all like this. mike dean is a HIP-HOP PRODUCER who’s obsessed with SYNTHS. THOSE ARE SYNTHS NOT PIANO FFS. and PLEASE people stop constantly judging a whole album based on a 10 second snippet and some randomly vague info

huh ? pls develop this love

love drought AND partition a love and a hoe anthem and i’m here. for. both.

exactly sis i rarely know WHAT exactly you’re saying but i know it’s ALWAYS true. you were the only one saying she meant the delay will make cocc come out in march when everyone understood the production would START in march. plus your theory is supported by mike’s synth/piano tweet from yesterday. like why would he say "oh i don’t talk about unfinished work" and "let’s not jinx it”... then "talk" about it 3 days later??...unless...it’s closer to being finished ? it’s obviously a great sign and he’s been quite vocal about the album nearly every day of the past week so i’m POSITIVE. this is me being positive.

exactly like isn’t this exactly what she’s the most comfortable with? singing at home or in the studio without a huge crowd of twinks screaming at her? she could’ve pulled of an amazing virtual concert, just put some lights and palm trees in your garden with a neon sign that says LDR and BAM online concert...

all that without even leaving her house this was THEE opportunity for miss lazy ass....

if he gives us a synth driven, angry, psychedelic masterpiece i don’t care he can call me faggot all day

lana’s family can’t even have dîner at a fancy place without twitter stans reaching like there’s not a single thing that indicates that they are filming anything