Furor Poeticus

I had a dream she released Sweet as a single and nobody here liked it. Thankfully my dreams aren't prophetic by any means

That’s the only way I’ll be calling it like at first glance the Blvd abbreviation spells bald to me

Call me delusional but I think Lana could be eligible for the Polar Music Prize in the future you know like the Nobel Prize in music. She keeps being an influential, inspiring figure and Ocean Bald is shaping up to be another groundbreaking album. It’s highly probable she’ll continue to be one of the most consistently great contemporary artists and just imagine what her catalogue will look like in ten years or so

Her post-Diamonds flop era needs to be studied

This is brutal

Better than all her post-FROOT efforts ngl

It's like god's law that it's in the trinity I don't make the rules

These are awful things to predict do not predict further

A kind reminder: opinions stating it’ll be Norman are not valid

Well that's on Periodt

So which album from the holy trinity of UV/HM/NFR will be replaced by Ocean Bald?

Wait I had no idea a fishtail was a kind of a braid I hope she’ll sing about actual fish in the song that’ll be so cunt

Can she like do anything

You're not Kintsugi luv

Literally who is this?

W

Page 1000 and I still don’t understand what caused the dramatic drop in quality of her music. How does one go from the grandiose FROOT to Lacklustre+Filler??!

There will be no album trailer let it go y'all

Most of tiktok fans are, let’s admit it, kind of stupid. If there’d been TikTok when I was their age, I would be brain dead now lol

It's funny how not even some of you lucky bastards native English speakers can't tell what the heck she sings sometimes

It's definitely not leaning

We wouldn't have problems with having to decipher her lyrics if she included them all in the booklet but she loves our suffering

The ones without nuts are better

Lmaoo that so cruel and mean I LOVE IT

Have they declared war on us yet?