SoftwareUpgrade

Y'all say this after anything vague happens on this site -

You should post more tiktok education/memes/inside jokes, I refuse to go over there so it's interesting seeing you correct somebody/ give context (eons ago) in the comments.....also peep the username bikinigold, LWF stealing that one for an alt, lol

I love "Sequoia", she should totally make a song with that title one day!

Oh I didn't know it was a producer issue?! Anyways I think Lana just fantasized in her songs about doing xyz, or likes the imagery and cultural conversations that surround the subject matter (imo)

Now THIS is lore, YEARS in the making

Quoting this fanmade tracklist for posterity

I always wondered "how does this Steven Klein mess translate to an album shoot", maybe they were mislead, but yay, that ugly outfit was never intended for a cover (especially for the lead up for the NFR era or Bird World or whatever that was, I can sleep peacefully Thank u! I might have mixed up the title track being called that and the whole album as that due to them both being named NFR, an accident on my end , I could totally see it being an inside joke of "NFR ERA SCRAPS" even though that's a nothingburger

Wait then why was the V Mag outtakes/test shoot being touted as "Bird World" material?! Or was it "Bird World """"ERA""""" and never concluded to be an album cover/booklet image/promotional image. I'm not crazy, didn't HM say it was for Bird World maybe I just misunderstood their OG post about it, oops

New York is probably collecting dust in a leakers hard drive as I type this- and what about British Boys, or the And I Try snippet?!? What happened to Poppy outtakes in general?

Did you know that there's a thread topic, that got no replies, by the conversation area in the games section

We demand the full scam email chain with redacted email info via 111, as a "sorry these r fake" present (full image quality btw, not an imgur link)

Hello loser @SoftwareUpgrade, this is you from the past telling future you to investigate that discord thread you have opened in another tab, make false conclusions, AND to make a January 3rd & 4th post....possibly should wait a week for more info drops You Eventually embedding 70 jpegs, 7 dead hyperlinks, 3 weteansfer screenshot archives, and a partridge in a pear tree colored text sections

I'm tired so seeing somebody validate my detailed ramblings makes me emotional, WHY AM I LIKE THIS thnx VioletBunny - glad somebody understood what I was trying to convey with skeletonHOLYSHIT.gif Also very #fun for BOZ go be giving us lore and timeline speculation, it couldn't be easy piecing xyz together, and thanks to the un-named person from this site who helped them with the SYTH and YG info

I literally was choking on my own laughs as I was embedding it, it's the Lanaboards slap in the face- like when Regina George got hit by the bus, always a victim attached to the situations with this gif. I like to insert LFL because they are a funny boogeyman and I can imagine them yearning for insider stuff- by Dl-ing .zip spam Edit: Oh yay LA Who Am I infoooo,

Love the song Jump! Time for physical re-releases and that other produced album version, @Surf Noir probably knows whoever tf that was, all of the producer names bounce around in my mind and all sound the same soooo, also didn't Lernuhdelrey want that?!? Or was it lemonade heavens....motocycle...whatever give them the Lizzy thing they've wanted for years

LFLs laptop after trying to open them

This is blasphemous to me for some reason, why would she do that - did nobody have them locked in an abandoned mega account?!?

MOOD CLUELESS about how to make a lore post on this because everything sounds the same in my mind "Pussy Lips v2 was really fake and Anus Quiver 83 was from a previous era as a collab with Buddah , Cheryl Cole is secretly 7' tall and Madonna has a BLT demo and-" like HUH, all I learned was the 111 concocted some shit up from somebody named ?Patrick?, who was Concocting some shit after thinking Eclipse was Lana Team related?!?!

And @lustforlife? Incoming as our dessert

Does anybody wanna make a horizontal TL with reference pictures of her on xyz dates for us lazy people visual learners plsdontsayme

Omg yay one of the funnier threads was re-opened, lore is always goin down here Such a classic Emote

Lol, I remember a Poppy twink revealing that they impersonated Poppy/her team and would email Island Records or her producers, already knowing xyz sessions exist, and then allegedly would get stuff in return #messy Edit: Uh oh, guess January 4th is now a #lore day, thanks BOZ for the info about sessions though - I'll have to re-read this later

I read "being 2 scat" and immediately came here to see if anybody else is Lanaboards brain-dead and thought the same , I guess it actually says "being a slut"