Lana De Los Reyes

"my pussy taste like pepsi cola","my eyes are wide like cherry pies". Cola should be called my body is made out of food   come and eat me literally 
 
need my fat sugar daddy to eat me right
 

so accurate tbh 

so accurate tbh 

she need to get off that dick and get on the promo 
 
 
 

this is honestly so dumb, if it was released 10 years ago it would be savvy + new but its so pointless when you can stream for free via spotify and download tracks (albeit illegally) via the internet in 1 second.
 
also the whole #TidalForAll stuff is bullshit bc I don't know anyone who will have £20 spare to spend on streaming "exclusive" HQ music, so I think it's created complete exclusivity. plus, I can understand doing it for artists who are relatively small-ish (ie Marina) bc it gets them extra $$$ but really? Beyoncé? Jay-Z? Madonna? don't you guys already have fat paychecks with lots of 0000000? (off topic but where were all these black celebs at Tidal during Blackout month + #BlackLivesMatter hmmmmmmmmm? but that's another situation)
 
its just utter BS to me

this would be my fav one tbh     

1. Divorce Party
2. My Plastic Surgeon is Better Than Yours
3. Who Cares? UK Loves me
4. Press Shade
5. Love Me Like Germany and South America
6. The Guardian is a Bad, Bad Boy
7. Trouble Grammy's got a Ride to Taylor's House
8. Style has Summertime Sadness
9. Stefanie you Horror Story
10. My Best Friend Fucked Her Way To Taylor's House
11. The Cola Video Wont Happen Kevin, Deal With It
12. My Pussy Tastes Like James Franco
13. Suicide Girl
14. Ultracancelled

this would be my fav one tbh     

1.Worst Honeymoon Ever
2.Let me fucking doing what I'm fucking doing
3.Lizard Queen of New Zeeland
4.I see you Satan
5.How Francesco's Fingers Taste
6.I'm gonna cancel my tour
7.Snubs Chanteuse
8.Tay Tay (She Stole Jaime)
9.All Words Finishing With "-ally"
10.I Discovered Instagram
11.Laughing at my fans fake tracklists
12.Riding Blake's Guitar
 
Deluxe Edition
 
13.Record Label Issues
14.Golden Globes Sultry Mermaid
15.Why are people calling me "mom"
 
Itunes exclusive
 
16.Iphone Tribute
17.Honeymoon trailer made by me
 
Lana's exclusive edition (Not available)
 
Roses, Original Ultraviolence, Cola video, Pretty When You Cry Video, Ultraviolence original video, Honeymoon concept (MTWBT, DLMBM) and other things my fans want

Me... a mattress on the side

Ya'll are deaf, her accent is way too prominent. Nothing like Lana 

Since no one else has..
 
Baby, you’re my Bugsy Malone And I’m your suicide blonde You can be my film noir star I’m your queen of Saigon If they don’t think we’re good together, baby just forget ‘em And let bygones be bygones   Baby, I can’t go it alone ‘Cause you’re the one that I want You can be my Tony Montana and I can be your Pfeiffer Fire, I can take you higher I can get you hooked on love and desire   Hello, pretty baby, I can be your cherry pie You walk into the room, heart goes boom Send me to the sky   So tonight are you gonna be my soldier? Are we gonna be Bonnie and Clyde? It’s either live or die, boy It’s either live or die   Are you gonna be my lover? Are we gonna be true love suicide? It’s either live or die   I be murderin’-a-murderin’ ‘em just for fun Murderin’-a-murderin’ ‘em one-by-one It’s either live or die, boy It’s either live or die   Baby, you Sylvester Stallone And I could be your Adrian With tender lips I got you in the ring Just say my name again Say my name again, say my name again   Baby, I can’t go it alone ‘Cause you’re the one that I want You can be my Tommy Mottola and I can be Mariah, tiger, meow I can get you hooked on drugs and desire   Hello, pretty baby, I can be your cherry pie You walk into the room, heart goes boom Send me to the sky   So tonight are you gonna be my soldier? Are we gonna be Bonnie and Clyde? It’s either live or die, boy It’s either live or die   Are you gonna be my lover? Are we gonna be true love suicide? It’s either live or die   I be murderin’-a-murderin’ ‘em just for fun Murderin’-a-murderin’ ‘em one-by-one It’s either live or die, boy It’s either live or die   Would you kill for me? Would you die for me? Put your hands where I can see them Put them in the air   Are you gonna be my soldier? Are we gonna be Bonnie and Clyde? It’s either live or die, boy It’s either live or die   Are you gonna be my lover? Are we gonna be true love suicide? It’s either live or die   I be murderin’-a-murderin’ ‘em just for fun Murderin’-a-murderin’ ‘em one-by-one It’s either live or die, boy It’s either live or die     (Let me know if I missed anything/left anything in)

@@PinUpCartoonBaby i need this in my life  nooooowww       It's so beautiful congrats really and truly amazing! 

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