Lanaparadiserey

Me wearing the dress Lana wore at her wedding reception on the red carpet, hope I win biggest hater award

Finally listening to Perverts in order, it adds to much to the songs when you listen to them back to back…such an incredible album

Me being the #1 Perverts title track stan

When they serve Dollhouse from The Idol

Well yes!

Lana is a Nadia Lee Cohen diva

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She has been saying things like this, even before she was releasing anything

We need to stop listening to fake Twitter insiders, if they actually knew anything they wouldn’t just be posting it on Twitter lmao😭 They just say the most likely scenario and hope it happens.

This album is actually so incredible and atmospheric. Tbh I get that it isn’t some people’s thing but to me, it is such a signature Ethel record. Like almost every song on this record sounds like it stems from something unreleased or on PD. Genuinely convinced anyone shocked or truly turned off by this record hasn’t listened to anything besides her top 5 songs on Spotify lmao. My current top tracks are… 1. Perverts 2. Onanist 3. Vacillator 4. Amber Waves

Vacillator gives Homecoming vibes to me

I’m the #1 Perverts (title track) stan here btw

Literally going feral over the Nearer My God To Thee intro

The intro to Perverts sounds so much like Lana to me, especially Lana in He Hits Me Because Me Loves Me

Found a somewhat ethical way to listen to it Perverts title track is so good

Omgggggg I literally cannot wait for this album I wonder if it will drop at midnight or during the day on Wednesday

Well someone had to serve on Click😭😭😭

In a perfect world, Lanas discography would look like: Born To Die Tropico (Mix of Paradise songs and scrapped UV songs) Ultraviolence Honeymoon Lust For Life Norman Fucking Rockwell! White Hot Forever (Midwestern emo version with additional defining songs like discussed in Interview Magazine, with production similar to American Football) Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd (Mixed and mastered better tho)

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Lana’s Fergalicious will NOT be silenced Still will be voting for Zodiac tho

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Wait…😭 Well lemme own it…. VOTE LANAPARADISEREY FOR BIGGEST HATER

IMAGINE voting me for biggest Lana hater

OMG???