Lanaparadiserey

This is my ranking of the remix album…please tell me if I’m wrong lol. I listened last night when I was completely exhausted so I could of misjudged some of the tracks Girl so confusing Von dutch Guess 360 Talk talk 365 Everything is romantic I might say something stupid B2b Rewind Apple So I Sympathy is a knife I think about it all the time Club classics Mean girls

The nerve of Lana to email me about this That better mean she is attending

That is the VMAs and a completely different award

Me voting for everyone expect Lana because she won’t release Lasso

Mature queen

October 18th: Lasso - 4:54 October 25th: Liz, I’m Calling From Louisiana - 8:34

Maybe it was supposed to be ironic

That truly is Beth Dufrene

And we cheer

I fear she is never winning a Grammy

Do we know if Tough was submitted for Grammys consideration? Not that it would win anything but a nomination would be cool lol

I just don’t get doing these bad, cheap remixes. ESPECIALLY in the era of Brat remixes where people are actually paying attention and buying remixes. Like why didn’t they just make a solo edit of Tough for Lana or release a live from Fenway version. I just can’t stand all the remixes her label puts out lol.

The way he is out-liberaling his daughter is wild lmao

Ok it is official, she HAS to be doing this because she is out of things to sing about and needs inspiration Swamp baroque pop midwestern emo southern gothic trap Ultraviolence 2.0 masterpiece incoming

Lana is busy preparing for her interview at the Waffle House tomorrow

So far we have - Kesha (?) - Tinashe - Bon Iver Anyone else?

Lana you still have 4 hours…

First of all, yes I am on this forum but I’m not talking shit about anyone Second, idk why you care so much about her claims being citeless when they literally are factual lol. Her album was #1 on four end of year lists and is ranked #19 for 2022 overall. It would be different if it wasn’t true, but it is. To me, it just seems like needless nitpicking of a smaller artist.

Funny seeing people bully new artists in the same way Lana was bullied at the start of her career You guys are the ones hanging out on a fan forum for an artist who doesn’t know you exist and Ethel is one of the most promising up and coming artists right now…but her updating her Wiki page is “loser behavior”…ok

Now don’t get crazy

Honestly she can keep it, she took too long She can try again next year

This is the experience of being an American Whore

I’m guessing we failed

I doubt it is true, the title is way too on the nose I was gagged for about 2 minutes tho

IM LITERALLY AT AN ETHEL CAIN SHOW RN THIS IS CRAZY OMG