Lasso

Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender Bartender

They're drag queens, maddy is straight and kandy was close with Lana around the UV era I think?

Why would Lana just spill all of that to a random fan on the street lmao

well where is IT.

I can't believe her not only has she ruined my day but also MY LIFE I'll need to move now because I live in the country I can't stand the sight of it GOD LANA I HOPE YOUR HAPPY

She's here sorry this was my way of coping

ok so in this thread we have - fake instragram post - off topic discussions - AKA Lizzy Grant diss oh we're in the TRENCHES

Finishing The Sun Also Rises - I like it but it's taking me ages to read, when usually I'll read a book in less than a week. After that I'll read Moby Dick. I love American literature gotta practice those English reading skills

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo congratulations 💝

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ......

she needs a couple minutes to vape too, be understanding

ngl seeing her as a hologram makes me sad as hell

goddamn manchild

2 lines into the grants i'm already a mess But..... BUT

found someone streaming it on yt thank heavens

guys let's not fight, I don't want this to become r/phcj

inb4 this thread closes for becoming a dumpster fire Lana just has such a way with words

yeehaw

Is this happiness is one of the best Lana songs to cry to, but you need to be really in the mood

also the cuntiest photoshoots of her entire career

wait I just realized she released it on Friday the 13th.....

Idk what she'll do to celebrate it (or if she'll do anything at all ) but I know I'll smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some old cognac I stole from my grandfather's house

What do you guys think she's going to rhyme "Lasso" with?

Ppl like to hate on Blue Banisters but that's bc they haven't yet realized that it is actually UV 2.0