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I might be just me, but this bitch gets on my nerves… a lot! Is this the shitty content gen Zs are looking for? This random girl filming herself for hours doing the most boring/trivial stuff and posting it just because is somehow Melanie related… it’s also so painfully obvious she’s doing it for clout and views

I meant MM3 outtakes

Including BOTL in the album over Garden should be considered mental illness im sorry

Now that she has disposed Michael Keenan’s ass I hope he gets petty and leaks all the K-12 unreleased… we deserve it after this mediocre album Also someone hack Baran and get more Portals outtakes so I can make an even better album myself. So sick of this bitch taking all these wrong decisions when she has the potential

This album rollout has been terrible and the album has ended up being a little disappointing but… … y’all have made things ten times better. Entering this threat to laugh at ur comments and shit on Spider Web a little has made my days this last month. Y’all are really funny and hilarious! love u

I think the theory of her scrapping songs in favor of others is really a thing. Knowing how she starts songs from the title makes me think she prioritazes the storyline to the sound or even the quality of the songs. I don’t know if this is the case in Portals, but it sure was in Crybaby My reason to think this is; people were saying she replaced Jumprope with Tag, You’re It in the last minute. Now some people seem to think that was made up but the thing is… in an interview previous to release, she describes Milk & Cookies as a song about poisoning her boyfriend (when asked about similarities between her and the Crybaby character). The thing is, Jumprope is about a love interest while Tag, You’re It is about the Big Bad Wolf. So I’m guessing, she intended to use Jumprope and then poison Johnny but then replaced it with the abduction story to poison the Big Bad Wolf instead. Just a theory though… idk

Whenever Tunnel Vision starts playing

Seriously curious to know if anyone really sits though all her 40 minute videos over a 30 second snippet… Pausing every fucking second and overreacting when she has Beyonce Stan written all over her face. You know when that camera turns off she’s streaming Renaissance and not Portals

As if Maze, Stitches, Absorb or Under the Desk were masterpieces… during that time her writting was really off… she was a little too much into freestyling and not caring for rhymes or musicality.

Yeah but that one at least is a Bop!

I just saw him and thought he nailed it! Specially for being his first time listening to Melanie… he took his time to understand the lyrics and seemed interested for real He’s reaction to Moon Cycle… iconic, he’s bopping while cringing to the lyrics I don’t know about his ranking though… Nymphology last doesn’t seem right… also, Light Shower is too high! In general people seem to enjoy Evil a lot, so another thing I was right about when y’all were shitting on the snippet so proud of having claimed that

wannabe Ajayii with her iconic head pieces (witch hat in Lanas case)

How desperate can someone be for views? She has like 200 videos about the same fucking thing: first tracklist reveal, then snippets, then the album and now the explanations? For real… someone needs to stop! I can tell she doesn’t know shit about Melanie or even care to begin with. Yet she milks it like no one LOL Also those thumbnails… so CRINGE imagin posing like that for a photo…

the way I forgot to mention Moon Cycle in this

How does she manage to make the lyrics of Moon Cycle so hilariously funny and poetic, cute and nasty at the same time?

I told y’all! That last chorus with the backing vocals… heavenly

Okay but I need this tracklist as official ASAP fixing some of the interludes and polishing the mixing plus some lyric changes (the “penis” and “pee” related ones to be exact) this could be AOTY This would slap sooo hard and the story makes so much sense! What a I missed opportunity Ps: Before someone comes for my neck, I love Evil but in the context of the album it doesn’t make much sense to me… (sonically is more rock and the lyrics mention leaving him on read… in a fantasy world talking about text messages??) I would have released it as a stand alone single to respond to Olivia Free like she did with Piggyback. Also with Battle Of The Larynx as a B-side, just for that outro.

Portals: 1. Death (2020) 2. Womb 3. Dragons Blood 4. Tunnel Vision 5. Faerie Soiree 6. Leeches 7. Spider Web 8. Moon Cycle 9. Garden 10. Needle & Thread 11. The Contortionist 12. Nymphology 13. Void (2020)

LOOOVE The Contortionist!! Pretty much givin Show & Tell and Nurses Office mixed with Nightmare Before Chrismas and I Write Sins, Not Tragedies instrumental. A BOP!

Now that we know Light Shower was the first song written for the album I can see why I dislike it so much, it was really close to the After School era and u can tell by the lyrics! It has the same freestyle vibe with all the rambling and nonsense! And I hate hate hate that EP (probably her worst ever)

Do y’all think Melanie has a being eaten alive fetish or something? Because she has a history of making multiple videos and songs about that: Mad Hatter: Eaten by the family as an Ice Cream Cake: Self explanatory Strawberry Shortcake: Self explanatory The Bakery: Eaten as a cookie by the old lady Unhappy Meal: Self explanatory

Just woke up and I’m already casually bopping to Tunnel Vision she really did the thing with this song! Makes me wanna dance and reject a bunch of jerks cause I know my worth (even if no one approaches me, same as Meghan’s delusion in NO)

I agree with y’all about the mixing but the problem for me personally is the next: I wouldn’t mind the vocoder thing or the poor vocal production if it was for stylistic reasons… like if she wanted to make a more “amateur” sounding record. But the thing is, that’s just with some songs! Other songs sound perfectly fine and that’s what takes me out of it. One minute you’re listening to Moon Cycle or Tunnel Vision we’re her vocals are clear af and then BOTL or Evil comes up and ruins the mood… idk

Exactly… she’s really annoying