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me too top 4 are: 1. Tag You’re It/Milk & Cookies 2. Mz. Potato Head 3. Mad Hatter 4. Pacify Her

Back in the day Mel was my bitch! its funny how I’ve grown to be sceptical of her recent work when in the past I used to idolize everything she did and thought she was a genius

Gays gatekeeping the album deserve hell. My homophobia restored to the 200% it’s all I’m gonna say.

Apparently this album won’t ever leak… my God

How did I not know about this BOP!! co-written by Kylie and queen Bonnie McKee!! this slaps hard! How can Kylie have such an unreleased cataloge, it’s criminal… specially the Kiss Me Once sessions (for what the album ended up being) Still to this day we keep getting songs we didn’t even know about

You'll do anything I say When I talk, you believe it Feed you bullshit all day 'Cause I know you will eat it You see me on your television screen You say my name so proudly She really loves to drag her fans in her songs and I’m here for that! Kinda iconic Then watch them lose their asses to defend her at all cost when anyone gives any kind of criticism or listens to the leaks… so sad Also not her foreshadowing givin us Spider Web, Light Shower and Moon Cycle with the “feed you BS all day” lyric

I think I’m the only one who enjoys Nymphology… I get its very childish and not very clever but in an album this slow where the only upbeat song is Tunnel Vision (and I already know that one back to back), it’s a breath of fresh air Like a cute, less inspired Alphabet Boy (eventhough AB is quite more clever in its lyrics solely for the alliteration)

She’s well aware of that, she even admits herself in BOTL (I think) that she speaks in cursive

Keep the knife for Spider Web hahahaha

My guess is u haven’t watched K-12… or trauma has erased any memory

Melanie Martinez is one of those VERY FEW cases where I would like the artist to listen to the label a little more

So the movie is still a thing…??

Im sorry but y’all acting like this album is really uptempo… like there’s anything wrong with slow songs! I personally love them (if done right). Lana does it all the time and she nails it! but let’s admit there is no Pity Party, Cake, Soap, Carrousel or Pacify Her in this album having more than a guitar as an instrument don’t make them any less slow

well, maybe not fully acoustic but Deaths verses are quite stripped back and The Contortionist is quite slow also (maybe mid-tempo, idk I love it anyways) Also don’t forget about Womb maybe this is what they were referring to Niice

really? Actually makes sense, if she had a similar tracklist in mind like: 1. Death (demo) 2. Void (demo) 3. Dragons Blood 4. Tunnel Vision (demo) 5. Faerie Soiree (demo) 6. Spider Web 7. Leeches (Demo) 8. Needle & Thread at least we’re getting TV and FS anyways

Im not saying Leeches is bad, I actually like it a lot (she should have used Hawaii Space Guitar as an outro or something). There’s nothing bad having acoustic songs, in fact I like Womb and Leeches… but Light Shower is a 5 minute torture of boredom but saying the album doesn’t have acoustic and slow songs is not the reality… having some strings don’t make a song any less “acoustic” either

Im so saddened (the reference ) that the general public won’t be able to enjoy and stream the genius songs she has unreleased for this project… like this could have easily been AOTY! But for some reason she decided to scrap the “cherries on top” and leave un with 3 strange rock songs, multiple Oliver Tree diss tracks, a song about Periods (YUH) and Sp***r Web… What a face palm Melanie she should have kept the same energy with Garden at least that was our new Cake for the gays to cry when they get ghosted and move our asses

the fact that u called it ur “Spiderweb”!

they are… Light Shower, Leeches and Womb… from those Leeches is probably the most interesting one from the “rock” songs the only one I would keep is Evil the rest of “upbeat” songs (and I say this lightly) are hit or miss HITS!: Tunnel Vision, The Contortionist and Nymphology the rest are from meh to straight up bad for me (although Death is listenable) Womb is cute too but maybe not as great as a closer should be? Idk

I mean… Maybe unpopular opinion but Drama Club, Lunchbox Friends, Show & Tell, Nurses Office and maybe Detention eat up anything in the album for the exception of Tunnel Vision of course! y’all will kill me! I know the lyrics in K-12 are horrible but at least those instrumentals slap hard! This album doesn’t have upbeat songs except the previously mentioned. Also the concept here is all over the place while in K-12 at least you could tell the vision she had! Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the Medieval fantasy fairy aesthetic, but then she throws songs like BOTL or Light Shower that make 0 sense with the concept and throw me off big time. The leaks were a lot more cohesive… she should have sticked with it (even if it leaked the GP wouldn’t care) And don’t get me started on the costume thing… but that’s another thing the only one in Portals I see myself coming back to bop a little is TV… maybe time will tell otherwise but for now… it’s like that However!!! If I take in consideration the leaks and the album I’ll make with them (including bops like Garden, Dragons Blood, Barely Juice and N&T) it’s far superior to anything since Crybaby… as for now, the “official” album doesn’t have me hyped

Im sure I’m the only one looking forward to listen to the “egg cracking” sound on Evil in HD im probably mentally I’ll for that

Am I the only one who doesn’t hear anything wrong with her vocals this era? her pronunciation has always been a problem for me but that has more to do with how she carries the lyrics than her vocal capacity… other than that it’s all fine, I don’t see difference with K-12 or After School era!

I mean something with the vibe of live instrumentation and not very polished… like it’s recorded on a garage that’s not a bad thing though, Olivia Rodrigo broke records with songs like that. It’s more punk/rock to give a feel of underground I guess (they’re not fooling anyone) I mean, is not THAT BAD… but in the context of the album makes no sense to me… thematically and sonically doesn’t fit the concept and that takes me out of the illusion. Also as one of the three rock songs I prefer Evil by far. Also, the lyrics are all over the place for me don’t know, I would had enjoyed it as a unreleased, that’s for sure

my least favourite of those is by far BOTL… so fucking bad and cringe