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MET GALA 2024 - "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion"
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Embach's topic in World News
This is the only one I’ve really liked so far but also can’t breathe bc of how tiny the chest area is. Why??? -
MET GALA 2024 - "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion"
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Embach's topic in World News
Is the livestream lagging for anyone? Actually I think it might just be me and my fuckin jitterbug ass phone LOL -
MET GALA 2024 - "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion"
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Embach's topic in World News
All the white, black, and red is driving me insane -
Lasso - Pre-Release Thread: OUT September 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Please God I would kill for this aesthetic -
My man … I need him
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Lasso - Pre-Release Thread: OUT September 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Am I the only one who thinks this is intentional?? Like a hint??? -
Imagine being grateful for a multimillionaire not trying at all. It’s been over for awhile but yeah Lana will never be LANA again. We’ll never get good vocals again. We’ll never get an album that’s truly good again. We hold on because of nostalgia. The most we have to look forward to is one or two genuinely great songs on new records. Crucify me because I’m right (not you. Just responding bc you quoted me) it’s a hard conversation no one wants to have lmao
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Not sure if this is unpopular, but Lana is extremely dumb unless it comes to writing and creating melodies. She is so detached from normal human beings, and it shows. She sells cheap bizarre merch for so much money, plays shows with horrible vocals, and she knows she can; because people worship her. She plays every fan for a fool and we accept it because we love the music. She needs to stop performing live, stop selling hot topic quality merch, and just write and create songs. She’s taken enough money from you all.
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Lasso - Pre-Release Thread: OUT September 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
No literally because it’s Clint Eastwood Wild West mixed with gangster Nancy Sinatra like that would’ve been perfection on lasso -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
Girl I literally don’t care what you think -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
Am I the only person who gets secondhand embarrassment by how hard her background singers try? Like… screaming and yodeling into the mic doesn’t mean you’re talented i have to mute those moments bc I get embarrassed -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
this sounds mean but there’s so many other songs to cut. Not video games!! That is the song that introduced her to the world basically, it’s so special and so nostalgic. It was so weird not hearing it one of my favorite things in Lana concerts is when she sings video games and the crowd sings it back to her -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
Btw it was so bizarre not hearing her sing video games and kind of depressing. Out of all the songs she could cut, why that one? It doesn’t make sense -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
good lord this woman is unbelievably beautiful. She’s never looked better, and that’s saying a lot. I’m stunned seeing her it’s like almost painful to look at her bc she’s so beautiful. And it seems like she’s really happy. That’s so special. And that mic was ON. beautiful vocals beautiful girl fuck Camilla and fuck goddamn bartender -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
Im sorry babes i love you all so much but this is not worth staying up for let’s just get beauty sleep and watch the good parts tomorrow -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
When Lana comes on stage and her voice sounds like it did in 2011 then what -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
If I have to hear the lyric “weird but fucking beautiful” live Im ending my life goodbye everybody I’ve got to go -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
I hope Tessa spiritually gifted her the ability to announce a new song tonight -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
Back in the day we would be looking forward to a major unique vocal performance or even an unreleased song being performed and now we get hyped over mediocre vocals and billionaires singing with her on stage and outshining her. It’s been a ride for sure. -
Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 2 - April 19th, 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in 2024 Performances
Im not feeling this. I hope it’s great tho! -
This never fails to crack me up lmaooo just picturing it is so funny
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The Courtney Love is Over Thread
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Rorman Nockwell's topic in Music
Just out of curiosity, do you think people still interview Courtney as a joke or to humiliate her? She’s not relevant, and she never has anything intelligent to say. Is it just because she fucked one of the best lead singers ever? Hmm -
The Courtney Love is Over Thread
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Rorman Nockwell's topic in Music
I genuinely can’t understand anyone caring about what that ugly old woman has to say. She’s always been a loser, and she always will be. She contributes absolutely nothing to the world besides just being comedic relief I guess -
Lasso - Pre-Release Thread: OUT September 2024
Stoned Mary in the Garden replied to Elle's topic in New Releases
Courtney is literally an lolcow her opinion matters as much as a toddler’s opinion of music