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What if BB is before COCC for some reason only know to Lana? Like, that was a project that was finished first but released second. If they don't fix it that's just what I'm going to tell myself
I had no idea what sizes to order because they're unisex clothes, and a women's medium and men's medium aren't going to be the same, so like, what was the frame of reference... guess we'll find out

I think it may be possible because I once won one of her giveaways, and the return address on the package did seem to be her actual address (not that I checked or anything lol) but with how many giveaways she does, its not that odd to think just one of those people who won may have done this scam to her or that her address got out some other way....who knows, maybe they just wanted to send her back some merch they made lol 

I could well imagine some cassette bundles with "signed" art cards again... 

I have an incredibly crucial album ranking and vinyl color prediction to share but my phone is at 83% guys I’ll have to tell you later

thanks a lot. Wow, let's hope this is not real. That would be like a bad joke. I read however the color of the shirt is "natural", not white, as I saw many people wondering about. 
 
there surely is such market for the boxes. especially if you are able to ship them abroad for less than USD 45 + tax, lol. (The tee box has a cheap shipping option, but the hoodie box is crazy. I'd pay EUR 145 for getting it, while I can get CD + hoodie for EUR 75 in her German store. Makes EUR 70 left for the box.)

do you have a link, please?  they have never been too careful with their mock ups. I remember buying a normal hoodie which turned out to be cropped once it arrived. so using another picture on the back would be no surprise to me.

if this is not official, in her case I'd be afraid of universal going against me for damaging their business. I already see people cancelling their orders, if they think this is real. 

I could well imagine some cassette bundles with "signed" art cards again... 

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

Compare to Lana wearing the hoodie: https://www.instagram.com/p/CpEMAwOqLBZ/

also the south park “that looks awesome” emoji thingy that they desperately tried to crop out makes it look so much faker haha 
 
edit: what if the account is hacked? 

Yeah but in the US the shirts and hoodies are only sold as the "boxset"... so what are the chances of them only getting the clothing but not everything else? And Interscope just mistakenly sent half the "boxset" contents to someone who coincidentally has a Lana fan account? There's too many red flags with their "merch" to be real

That's what's weird about it... I'm 100% positive that merch is fake and they had it custom made, but why would they do that? The account does a lot of work to genuinely identify products and the real merch is coming out in a few weeks anyway, so it just seems... out of character

looks more like a humongous hospital gown to me… at least they’re size inclusive 

Definitely, it’s very lame tbh. I’ve spoken with the owner of that account a few times and she seemed sweet and pretty normal, I was mildly surprised to see this very fake-looking stuff being shown.

thanks a lot. Wow, let's hope this is not real. That would be like a bad joke. I read however the color of the shirt is "natural", not white, as I saw many people wondering about. 
 
there surely is such market for the boxes. especially if you are able to ship them abroad for less than USD 45 + tax, lol. (The tee box has a cheap shipping option, but the hoodie box is crazy. I'd pay EUR 145 for getting it, while I can get CD + hoodie for EUR 75 in her German store. Makes EUR 70 left for the box.)

if this is not official, in her case I'd be afraid of universal going against me for damaging their business. I already see people cancelling their orders, if they think this is real. 

thanks a lot. Wow, let's hope this is not real. That would be like a bad joke. I read however the color of the shirt is "natural", not white, as I saw many people wondering about. 
 
there surely is such market for the boxes. especially if you are able to ship them abroad for less than USD 45 + tax, lol. (The tee box has a cheap shipping option, but the hoodie box is crazy. I'd pay EUR 145 for getting it, while I can get CD + hoodie for EUR 75 in her German store. Makes EUR 70 left for the box.)

Looking at the try on videos she posted I agree, it’s fake merch. Look at the first n in the word ninth…
also the real merch has three dots not underscore.
 
I don’t judge people on getting fake merch, it’s their prerogative, but come on don’t make it seem that the real merch has started to be shipped out. ESPECIALLY, when you’re the Lana closet account 🙃
 

that's definitely not real... they must have custom ordered a shirt and a hoodie from some vendor just to get the attention of, oh look at me i'm first. that's pathetic. we've seen Lana in the black hoodie and it looks nothing like what these people are trying to pass off. Not to mention the back print is a completely different picture

thanks a lot. Wow, let's hope this is not real. That would be like a bad joke. I read however the color of the shirt is "natural", not white, as I saw many people wondering about. 
 
there surely is such market for the boxes. especially if you are able to ship them abroad for less than USD 45 + tax, lol. (The tee box has a cheap shipping option, but the hoodie box is crazy. I'd pay EUR 145 for getting it, while I can get CD + hoodie for EUR 75 in her German store. Makes EUR 70 left for the box.)

thanks a lot. Wow, let's hope this is not real. That would be like a bad joke. I read however the color of the shirt is "natural", not white, as I saw many people wondering about. 
 
there surely is such market for the boxes. especially if you are able to ship them abroad for less than USD 45 + tax, lol. (The tee box has a cheap shipping option, but the hoodie box is crazy. I'd pay EUR 145 for getting it, while I can get CD + hoodie for EUR 75 in her German store. Makes EUR 70 left for the box.)

not sure if their merch is real or fake but PLEASE what is this monstrosity?!?!

I'm too lazy to sell anything ... though, you've got me thinking I bet there's a market for those boxset boxes... if only I could order just those without the cds and clothing.
www.instagram.com/lanadelreysclosets , in her stories.... they look SO fake. Like why is there an underscore in the title like "did you know _ that there's a" that's not real... the shirt is grey, the back print looks like its been glued on by a child. there's no way that is the real merch
Edit: oh actually there is an underscore in the title on the store previews......

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