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Current forecast: This week has definitely been a "we're so back" week for the Lasso thread. Predicting an "IT'S SO OVER" dip settling into the atmosphere next week however Thank you for tuning into the LDN (Lipster Delusion Network)

we should do a 2024 photoshoot survivor there have been so many good ones this year

I feel like she's giving Far From Heaven kinda

here's to hoping the next trend is not releasing an album so she releases an album

her Woman's World incoming?

the natural evolution of a Lana album, we must trust the process is Lasso this album's final form? who knows

y'know, I don't really mind half cooked! I can eat a rare steak once in a while! Give me salmonella Lana

She's giving me flashbacks of my Chemistry class

the journalist: so is Lasso happening? Lana: yesn't

she's a yapper! just like me, relatable kween

so basically, we are always asking "where's Lasso, when's Lasso" but we should be asking HOW is Lasso A woman of many words

all Henry, Come on detractors meet me at 2 pm behind Lipsters HQ. Let's FIGHT

well hopefully she is the lacklustre appetizer everyone ate and pretended to like and our second thing will be a delicious 5 star restaurant meal!!

"first things first"- what is the first thing? is the first thing in the room with us right now (i've read the paragraph 10 times is my reading comprehension shit or is this confusing )

Every time I hear "stripped back" I kinda get Solar Power PTSD (even though I've come to enjoy SP)- I'll be happy to get anything though

Until I see this "secret project" on my Spotify page I am refusing to believe anything is coming bc I am not ready for disappointment

OMG I DIDN'T SEE THESE WHAT?????? she looks SO GOOD, the beauty is shocking. Is she taking The Substance??

The People article- I swear whenever she talks about this record I get even more confused She really said "go listen to something else" EVERYONE STREAM DISEASE BY LADY GAGA AND AQUAMARINE BY ADDISON RAE BC LANA TOLD YOU TO!

the rollout was SO good, I get that she wasn't on tour and she had the time but the TTPD rollout was so boring in comparison. The early tracklist leak didn't help but all we got was alt vinyl reveals and that stupid spotify library thing. Midnights felt like an ERA but TTPD era was basically just the Eras era. The better album deserved the better rollout

happy (early) birthday to Midnights! It may be lower on my ranking of her discography, however we wouldn't have gems like Maroon, YOYOK, and Would've, Could've, Should've, Hits Different without it. The photoshoot for it is some of her best visuals gonna go give it a spin

- Windom Earle: Garland, what do you fear most... in the world? Major Briggs: The possibility that love is not enough. (Twin Peaks) - “I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a cat nap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.” - Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks) I probably have 50 more also from Twin Peaks

I asked a nun about Lasso and she said "Lana Del Rey, please stop"

variant queen coming for taylor's wig

(page) 666, at a flop thread's peak, i'm nowhere, i'm so lasso- oh oh, ohhhh

Suburban House (Sad Girl Autumn Version) out October 32nd