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And now we return to Rejects Resort where our two losers have joined the club. The girls are somewhat getting along, although there is some tension between Megan and Jane (Jane keeps hitting her with her violent aerobics) They are now about to get vampire facials from Kim Kardashian! Taylor feels a bit uncomfortable, as her one-sided beef with Kim continues to progress. And yes, she is wearing an ankle bracelet (required by law). Can't wait to see who will end up here next round

We interrupt this broadcast to visit Rejects Resort, where the losing models can cry over their losses and drink expensive champagne! Here they are enjoying themselves in the hot tub!

LMAO did Jane forget to submit I guess the dementia is setting in

(in)patiently awaiting @Lindsay Lohan's critiques... if someone in our novel alliance @ultrabanisters@Surf Noir doesn't win, i'm going to throw hands

Taylor Swift vs Lizzy Grant- now this is a fight I have been waiting to see

SOTB (ft. More Lana) came on shuffle today and it's actually so good? I always liked it, but I guess the Lipsters consensus on the song tainted my view of it. I can't stop replaying it

Hi judges. This week, I am taking Shark Week *quite* seriously. I am posing on an 100% real shark, wearing a gorgeous one piece, paired with white leggings. The hair is a bit much, I must say, however it's CRAZY, which is the vibe I wanted to give off. The shark isn't going to eat you alive, but I will!

Confession

Paris Texas vs Fire Walk With Me

The weeknd vs Deftones

To each their own! My top 5 is CS>Lover>DBATC>Afterglow>MissAmericana

The Archer is her worst track 5

I’m seeing her in Toronto and if I don’t get to sing tolerate it at the top of my lungs I’m blaming YOU

you deserve PRISON for putting TSMWEL at 26

confessional

I’m in! I’ll be playing as Sheryl Lee AKA Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks

it's def for the delusional girlies. i personally love it, so many good lines and there and it's just so cunty in a way i cannot explain. i love the fourth wall breaks too! "lights, camera, BITCH, smile" forever iconic The production is definitely not for everyone, it's very loud and very Jack. I like it better than Bejeweled tbh.

i was supposed to study for my finance course tonight, but i just realized it's 10 p.m and i've spent all evening waiting for everyone's looks well, at least Lanaboards is a delightful way to waste time

This is your reminder that Anya is a UV stan!! She may or may not leak a Ultraviolence outtake in return of her victory Please consider this while you are submitting your votes An ANYA exclusive may be coming your way