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1. Anya Taylor Joy 2. Lorde 3. Sheryl Lee

if i ever have a heart attack, please resurrect me with The Alchemy

imagine taylor doing a three hour countdown till midnight on may 3rd, and when the clock runs out it's just a 5 track EP of Fortnight remixes i would laugh SO hard, putting those greedy mfs in their place

honestly, i feel like the anthology is literally woodvale. i don't rly need any folkmore sounding tracks anytime soon. i would be seated for crazier (tv), need, and a bunch of other vault songs.

ugh the triple album theories are ramping up on twitter i don't want it tbh. i'm still processing these 31 fucking songs and getting to know them- unless it's a collab version of some of the songs, i don't need it. i really hope it's a music video, the fortnight one left me craving for more of these dark visuals

one of the CRAZIEST things i've heard reddit "lipsters" say "one for the money, two for the show" -Million Dollar Man "one for the money, two for the show" - champagne problems it's literally a common expression soon they'll be conspiring that Elvis copied her as well

public execution. (for jack)

it's growing on me. not a fan of the repetition in the chorus tbh

i miss this thread being bumped once in a while it always gives me a few good laughs has r/lanadelrey become sane? what is this world coming to

Cassandra and Robin (and maybe Peter) are the only true skips on this album when a 31 track album has only 2~ skips- well then you know it's an amazing record!

every TOP 14 song ms swift, the legend that you are [edit: when i saw 14, i was like, oh, it's a shame it's not 13 THEN I realized fortnight=14 days- and the song taking the no.1 is none other than FORTNIGHT. she's a witch. this is sorcery

this is your reminder to stream the April 29th classic, High Infidelity

Have we talked abt how this sold 2.61 MILLION copies in a week??? 2nd biggest week for an album. Now that’s fucking crazy

freak (world class sinner) makes me fucking feral every time i listen to it

gagging at this recent pic of her at a gala- her and Lana are proof that talent doesn't age

i'm talking abt when they reportedly seen in the studio last december (december 2023) which would've been after the 1989 tv re-release https://www.etonline.com/taylor-swift-leaves-late-night-recording-session-at-electric-lady-studio-in-nyc-ahead-of-holidays?amp

me whenever i see pics with fans: "when's it gonna be my turnnnnn"

wait... this might be delulu but what if she releases collab versions of a few of the songs on friday fortnight (feat. More Post Malone) i can fix him (ft. Lana Del Rey) But Daddy I Love Him (ft. Beyoncé) [this is delusional but let me delulu] Down Bad (ft. Kendrick Lamar) [a weird choice, but they were seen in a studio last December sooooo] I Hate It Here (ft. Phoebe Bridgers) [this just makes sense, that song is just so Phoebe coded]

i hope we get a music video or smth on may 3rd (a fortnight from the album) why is she not promoting one of the best albums in her discography (controversial, but i said it!)

i love it when she says "good boy, that's right" on i can fix him the whole song is just soooo~

yesssss i love me some Evolution of a Snake!!!! I find their takes so interesting and they also give me a lot of the lore from when I wasn't as big of a fan. Swiftologist is obviously great, but I really enjoy Madeline's podcast too (The Lizard Review), she does lyrical analyses on there, very insightful

my final ranking of the standard edition after a week: 1. Guilty As Sin? (Amazing, top 10 song, 13/10) 2. But Daddy I Love Him (just wow, no words, 11/10) 3. Florida!!! (Makes me feral, 10/10) 4. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (That bridge deserves a 10/10 alone) 5. Fresh Out The Slammer (A big grower for me, can't get enough of the sound on this track, she needs to do more of this country style 9/10) 6. So Long, London (So beautiful, not my fav track 5 , but I ascend every time I listen 8.8/10) 7. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me (I can see this going lower later, after the gag wears off it's still a great song, but definitely not the best one. 8.5/10) 8. loml (One of her saddest songs ever, maybe even sadder than hoax. Beautiful song, but I can't see myself going back to it, as it's too sad 8.5/10) 9. Fortnight (I love the emotionless delivery on this one, it really works imo. Makes me feel like a mental hospital patient, 8,3/10) 10. My Boy Only Breaks (A fun bop! The true single of this album, really hopes it gets played on tour 8/10) 11. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart (Another lil bop, maybe the production is a bit too much, but I enjoy it! 8/10) 12. I Can Fix Him (Too short, if it was another minute it would be much higher. I love the country saloon vibe, she really has to go this direction for TS12 .7.9/10) 13. Clara Bow (I enioy this, the production is very "You're On Your Own, Kid" but the melody doesn't do it for me. I do like hearing Taylor Swift say Taylor Swift though. 7.5/10 14. TTPD (Hmm. The lyrics on this are a bit iffy, but I find myself coming back to this song. It might rise in my ranking in time. I like the chorus a lot 7.3/10) 15. The Alchemy (This is a puzzling song, I can't tell if I like it or not. The football metaphors are not for me, none of that on TS12 please. I love the production on this though, and the chorus. Just wish it had different lyrics. The lyric I really like is "Who are we to fight the alchemy"', that's cute. 7.2/10) 16. Down Bad (Not feeling this one. Everyone likes it, it seems, but the chorus is too repetitive for me. It feels like something I can put as backround music when I work out, something I don't have to pay too much atttention to. Overall, it's monotonous. I like it when she says fuck tho. 6.9/10) Overall, I'd give it a score of 83-85. Here's how it ranks among the other albums: 1. Evermore 2. 1989 3. Folklore 4. Rep 5. TTPD (Standard) 6. Speak Now 7. Red 8. Midnights 9. Lover 10. Fearless 11. Debut If I combined it with The Anthology though, it would probably be top 3. I actually haven't finished TA yet, I have 6 songs to go. I'll make a full ranking in a few days.

what is happening in the ldr universe one day we're getting random neil pics, then nothing happens, then we're sure she'll announce smth at lanachella, but silence and now we're suddenly deluluing for an AKA rerelease? This is like being a swiftie except nothing ever happens I just want to know if Lasso is actually happening atp, so I can get on w my life

Midnights WISHES it had a hymn like that. Guilty As Sin is a reject from the Holy Bible

My bed sheets are ablaze I've screamed his name Buildin' up like waves crashin' over my grave Without ever touchin' his skin How can I be guilty as sin? Like????? These might be some of my favorite lyrics in her entire discography Guilty As Sin is top 10 Taylor Songs in my book