honeyslow

the weight of my past had not crashed in??? she's allergic to not speaking poetically

PLS WHOEVER SAID SHE WAS PUTTING THE LIZZY METAPHYSICS ON ????

mmh

I just know this will be horrendous.. why would a man be there

Schrödinger's lasso

oh he did his researchhhh

"calling it audiobooks only was a lie"

why are his public speaking skills giving tho

I love how LB can create a fun time out of anything <333

NMPA is a four letter acronym, and this is twelfth day of the month, divide twelve by four and what do you get? three. now what is another acronym with three letters? DNC, Lana will reveal what DNC means in her speech tonight

atp they're going to play don't call me angel before this night is over

I want to join the NMPA lmao the music is sending me this is such a cunty annual meeting

yes to access presale for the next shows

I just know she's going to get up there and say some esoteric shit nobody can parse

me pretending this is succession

I know it's normal for this event it's the fact that we're watching it that's not normal lmfaoo

like why am I learning intellectual property law rn.. this is not normal

istg being a lana stan is a fever dream

I'm afraid lasso is in heaven chilling with rock candy sweet as we speak ...

not the random national anthem gag? me when I get the aux

w0ooooooowwwww

this is kinda camp actually.. the detail of the red shoes

can you say yeahhhh yeahhh

questioning my entire life rn like why am I sat watching this 😭 oh Lana the places you make us go

the men in music business conference in fact (she looks so good tho)