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h8 u ^2 SHES IN THE THEATRE OMG

the only seats available are at the far right I HEAR SHES WEARING RED VELVET

I HEAR SCREAMING FROM THE OUTSIDE SCREAMING AND CHANTING

I'm sitting in the theatre now, it's very large, dark and regal in here so perfectly fitting there's a huge VIP area with name plates for certain people I wasn't able to see them all but I saw anthony mandler's name on one of the seats in the upper center

i'm gonna try my best to get in contact w/ her and i will definitely tell her about lanaboards and how we're all unhealthily obsessed with her and that she should come and browse sometime she might actually do it cause i'm pretty sure she likes to read about herself lmao

omg i highly doubt that on both counts but you're so sweet

no 10:30 is the last one doors open around 6 but people were already lining up to get in for some reason that i can't seem to figure out. i'm back in bed

yes anyone in the area should go back now (@@Dominic @@SitarHero) because there is NO LINE and there is still a 3-inch stack full of green tickets for the 10:30 showing. i just got one it took me literally 20 seconds

yes bae i'm gonna go get fried chicken and waffles at roscoes before i try and grab another ticket lmao

h8 u she was just there for a few seconds from what i saw, talked to a few fans in front of the theatre and then starting walking down the line with her camera and her assistant (?) and then she disappeared before i could throw myself at her feet she's so much prettier in person i'm back at the apt i'm staying at nearby, but i'm gonna head back in about an hour or so to get another ticket for the 11 showing so i can hopefully meet lana afterwards

shut up WHERE

I'm gonna ask her if there are really videos for queen of the gas station and smarty and if she can upload them or send them to me and if she's still going to make more homemade videos

lmao I haven't seen him I think ppl must be blocking my view or smth

lol no I can't even see cause they've got huge red blankets over themselves. I wanna crawl under with them but that would be weird sitar are u here hope I'm not irritating anyone off with these gratuitous updates I'm just bored as fuck

a girl over here asked the manager if they could get extra tickets for their friends that weren't here and he didn't say no he just said I'm not sure you need to ask at the booth so I'm gonna request extras for my imaginary brother and sister so I can make all 3 shows and then follow lana back home after she leaves (jk sort of) I'm not with anyone but I'm wearing a faded black sweatshirt, black fur stole, blue baseball cap and sunglasses edit: there are two geniuses next to me that brought their own pull-out chairs if that's what you're referring to omg my ass hurts

me 2 I'm trying to study but I can't help but overhear all the ppl around me talking about lana "are you a big fan or a mediocre fan?" "ok so how many posters do you have in your room"

no no he said that everyone here will see the show yassss

OMFG THERE ARE SHOWS AT 7:30, 9 AND 11 EDIT: SHES INTRODUCING EACH SHOW she's so fucking sweet tho really like waiting around for hours and shit

I think ur behind me I'll come say hi after I get my ticket if that's the case

the fuck what time did you get here? i'm sitting facing the dome wearing black and fur around my neck. everyone in my vicinity is like 12 but there's probably a massive truck blocking your view edit: there's a sleeping homeless man behind me and I'm sitting next to what appears to be his laundry hamper

WHY ISN'T LEGAL TO SHOOT PEOPLE IN SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE THIS

It's 8:09 and there are already about 400 people in front of me fucking cunts

thank god. i'm not about to sleep on the fucking street sorry lana lmao @ them being shooed away w/ their sleeping bags and everything

apparently the cap is 850. which is like nothing so fuck i'll be there retarded early and can update you guys (@@SitarHero @@Dominic @etc) with crowd info on my (previously unused) twitter its @cholacunt

um hey btw i'm bringing a massive knife w/ me k