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i'm gonna bottle my tears and give them to lana

i'm staying around there too, so i'm gonna check it out early and see if its busy around that time. if not i'll probably leave and come back but i'm driving a couple hours to see this bitch so i'll do what i have to for a goddamn ticket ~!!!!! if i see u i'm gonna awkwardly wave at you k

i won't hit them. i will stab them earlier than u lol but forreal, like early. 8 or smth whenever i wake

from what i've read -sitarhero -dominic -whoopiedoo -me anyone else?

i hope to run into you is anyone else from here planning on going?

OMG, BY THE HANDS OF FATE I WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT I AM GOING TO MAKE IT I AM GOING TO STEP ON PEOPLE STAB, SUCK, PUSH, OR CUT I WILL FUCKING MAKE IT

critics were mean to you, we get it girl

i love the footage of her w/ those crazy ass teeth lmao

ya i'm so confused, like why the fuck are there old, full screen clips interspersed with the actual widescreen footage? mess the rollercoaster clip is from mermaid motel. i love her grainy shit but i don't think her old and new should mix but it looks like we're getting more ~deep monologues in that special infant-slut timbre of hers :come2:

the fact that they both live 3 hours away and shop at totally pedestrian places like fucking rite aid, target, etc really depresses and excites me i need to find out exactly where she lives someone help

i'm sure i'll love whatever she ends up doing (as long as there is a gypsy video at all) because this song is just so fucking good but i hope there are scenes of her dancing alone in the spotlight or smth

i wanna see her blow more bubbles and interact with jesus

seems like there's going to be a lot of scenes that'll look indulgent and pointless, but eye-meltingly gorgeous definite arthouse aspirations

of fucking course that footage comes out after i finish a video in dire need of artpop imagery

i wonder if rob lies like his daughter does

december 2nd i have to be in court for a DUI hearing. missing the tropico premiere will likely be the worst part of my punishment

miley has better control, technique, and consistency, but i don't think she has a better voice. but i mean, she's also been in the spotlight for like 87% of her life, and her daddy is a famous singer too. so her means, exposure, and experience have far surpassed lana's in terms of breadth but none of that really has anything to do with actual ability. lana sounded better in her lizzy grant days, and she still occasionally pulls out a hackney level performance but its kind of unfortunate that you can't always expect to hear a great performance from her i mean, lana says herself that she's a "writer first, singer second" and i totally believe her because if i'm being brutally honest sometimes she really sounds like shit. her voice can be really wispy and schizophrenic (which isn't always a bad thing), and sometimes i'm like what is that sound that just came out your mouth girl and it seems like she's starting to win critics over so i doubt she'd get any sort of vocal lesson at this point which is a fucking shame cause i'm sure she could be a much better performer if she focused on certain issues. luckily for her, her voice is really only like 40% of the package you're buying into

*praise* we need more gaga smileys tbh. having scrolled through tumblr for the past like, hour i'm realizing that she's very funny and expressive lmao

YASSS [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] i'm starting to wonder about her personality type so that's how i know my gaga obsession is starting to verge on the unhealthy

oops. re-edit: is lana del rey a jesus freak? does the holy cross hang above her bed? do its edges reek of pepsi? does she pray to the heavens that artpop will flop? etc

the colors remind me of the exact same palette use 'pink narcissus' (NSFW, you can see his massive boner at the end lmao) the 2nd teaser makes tropico seem somewhat ~experimental? it was actually kind of unnerving to watch, with the sermon and the warped sounds and the candy colors all mashed together. i wonder why so many ~artists are infatuated with religious imagery / allegory on some level? lana is a little more blunt about it than most but i wonder if its just the ~mystical aspect that she's drawn to or if she actually says like, grace before eating her chocolate cake

since watching the 2nd teaser, my face has been stuck like this

will moniker and trailerparkdarling come back in 2 weeks? pls? also, i wonder if this is still in effect lmao