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people are always going to find reasons to hate on lana *regardless* of what she does i remember people were claiming she was a homophobe (by transitive property) just because she hung out with axl rose for fucks sake

i kno right? bitch crazy

'my momma' is kinda disturbing "My momma she would love you like I love you If she ever met you, if she ever knew My momma sure would fall right on top of you If she’d ever saw you, she’d be smitten too I’ll never take you home, I want you all for my own Don’t let my momma hear your pretty song" makes it seem like she got some legit daddy issues if she feels competitive with her own mother. maybe she doesn't sing about her often because theres something a bit 'too' dark there. or nothing at all, who knows i always thought it was: "is it wrong mom that i think its kinda fun when i hit you in the back of the head with a gun?" but i guess i misheard? lmao

i think? lmao i just saw it earlier today and died omg i luv how fat he/she is

well lana and adele are bound to meet some time

YES TO ALL THESE PLS

i love it when she slut drops too makes me wonder how she would've performed a song like BCD live tbh

i think *trash magic* would be a really cool tattoo tbh <---- see avatar

"oh cool so what does the M stand for?" "its the first initial of my favorite singer's grandmother"

i don't understand why anyone would tattoo her fucking face on their own body? why? why? y? waiiiii? although i really do think the placement on the outside of one's hand is a really smart / beautiful idea -- i think its kind of cheesy and cringe worthy to just blatantly copy someone else's 'scripture' but then again so is inscribing the name of a hotel on your arm

UGH TRASH

you said i was the most quixotic whore drilling me right on your dungeon floor i don't know how you enwrap them, and wet them, but i don't know what you do, its inconceivable and i don't know how you get over, get over someone as licentious, carnal and rough as you its one for the money, and two for this ho i love you daddy, and i'm ready, i'm ready to go how do you fuck that way? i don't know you're veined up and really thick pound like a nasty prick again and again so you surprised my clit is broke?

:will cut:

in video games, i always thought: "watching all our friends fall, in n' out of ol' pause" like those couples that are perpetually on / off again lmao

take another drag turn me to ashes its nice to love and be loved but its better to know what god knows jerry says that anytime i think i have a good idea that i should do the opposite of what it is i feel and thats because i have a bad mind and i have gold in my veins but he says i got the purest heart that he's ever seen what god give me a brain for if he won't let me use it what god give me a plan for he never helps me do it you're gonna love me i'm gonna make you she prays the rosary for my broken mind baby, i have become someone not of this world you got the world, but baby at what price something so strange, so hard to define its a love story for the new age, for the six page want a quick, sick rampage? wining and dining, drinking and driving excessive buying, overdose and dying on our drugs and our love and our dreams and our rage blurring the lines between real and the fake my pussy tastes like pepsi cola

so each song is like 4-5 min max which leaves more than 15 minutes for ... what else? stripping? selling / buying / smoking crack? MONOLOGUES !?? dunno if i can handle that much beauty trash and pretension

TRASHY B-MOVIE HORROR YESSSSSSSSSS

all i had to do was google 'lana del rey' and the first 32 results were about this (literally) this is the only article worth reading tho

('cause i'm a) jealous, jealous, jealous girl if i can't have you baby, if I can't have you baby jealous, jealous, jealous girl if I can't have you baby, no one else in this world can BE AGGRESSIVE B-E AGGRESSIVE I said, BE AGGRESSIVE B-E AGGRESSIVE B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E

gaga is cool, but lana is on another plane (and she knows it) anyone with a brain should realize it too but lmao @ 'you look like man' she doesn't hold back does she?

if taylor wins video of the year someone should pull another kanye and throw out lana's name

1). CARMEN 2). RIDE 3). BRITE LITES

makes me think of cheese tbh

how exactly does one bathe a rose in rock and roll? what does rock and roll smell like?

this song is so beautiful so beautiful oh god