COLACNT

lulz. can you imagine them on like, stage together? fireworks shooting out of gaga's tits, before she starts cavorting on one end of the stage, while lana shuffles around awkwardly, perhaps twirling on the other

maybe not in regards to numerology -- but personality in general apparently tends to reveal a (potential) link between intelligence and your ability to feel happiness (and/or creativity, and/or sanity, for that matter)

i can't hear a word they're saying (gladly) but that is one strangely handsome girl

she's beautiful, strange, and wraps herself in american flags. i'm pretty sure the japanese feel positively about her

número is fucking huge. and she looks gorgeous

if this is true, i hope to god it gets homemade but not cola. her pussy deserves professional treatment

I think the repitition plays into the part of her 'character' in this particular song, like she's heroin addled and fame obsessed or something. it would explain the detachment in her voice as well. I get the feeling Lana does everything for one reason or another, or at least I like to think

i'm always impressed with how great she manages to make the clothes look

brite lites -- it gets better and better every time i hear it. she's singing like a strung out beauty queen with only one goal in mind (fame), which i think explains the repitition of the lyrics. there's hints of desperation and vampishness in her voice, and when she throws in the the verse with the 'trampoline', she adds an additional layer of tragedy / tainted innocence. simple, yet complex. not to mention its catchy as hell and seemingly impossible to get tired of

again, this may be a bit of a long shot, but i need help identifying some of the footage that she's used... =) http://vimeo.com/43171364 from 2:21 - 2:26 (and at other various other parts throughout the video) she has these beautiful transitional clips, which i'm assuming are from some experimental film that i just can't seem to find anywhere. she uses these black and white clips, involving flashes of light, and light bulbs in her videos for the national anthem demo and on our way. she also uses some of derek jarman's short films in both videos, and i've seen him brandishing light bulbs in front of models so i'm thinking maybe these clips are also some of his? but i'm not sure. i love stumbling across her footage in its original form <3

I've never really been a true fan of like, anyone, I don't think. but I feel a bit of a connection with her, in terms of her visual style, her overall demeanor (awkward, but often misconstrued as bitchy or even worse), and her whole 'world' in general (what with the various shades of narcissism, girlish emotional torment, and daddy-heavy love). My focus in school has always been science, but I feel as if she's allowed me to tap into a more creative side of myself (re: fan art). ultimately, despite the depressive and often fucked up undertones, I think she's made me more optimistic about life, and people in general. no easy feat.

I quickly scanned through little bits of video games on hype machine and thought, this sounds good, I'll put it on my phone. I listened to it for the first time in full on a long drive home. It made me feel the best kind of weird and I think I cried for like a sec cause her voice was just so good, especially hearing it in a small enclosed box on blast then I looked her up when I got home and was like THAT'S HER? wut

I would still love her, I think. but would I be absolutely fucking obsessed? probably not. I'm very affected by those that "strike me visually" just like the rest of the human world I can't imagine being a straight man. I'd fucking off myself since I wouldn't want to be alive in a world where I knew I couldn't ever have her obviously she wouldn't be so vilified either, if she weren't so damn beautiful. her SNL performance (if there still were one) would probably have been dismissed as artfully awkward or something, rather than atrocious

BRITE LITES - she looks stunning. the clips are awesome. and the whole deadpan beauty queen wave just kills me LOLITA - she looks stunning. i like the colors, and the scenes with the sailor scouts are genius CARMEN - it becomes obvious here that she's had years of practice. the editing is fucking phenomenal YAYO - perfect atmosphere (million dollar man is also one of her most beautiful, but it isn't on the list)

million dollar man - cause in the past I've been drawn to a sociopath carmen - cause I often feel that I have to falsify my happiness, despite having... a lot to be grateful for diet mtn dew - cause I love me some diet mtn dew and cause I think i might be a tad masochistic get drunk - cause I've been known to enjoy getting numb and dumb gods and monsters - cause I'm naive as fuck and like to get it hard you can be the boss - cause they can be the boss oh lana, how I love thee

I also vote for high functioning aspergers, if anything at all I think she's an INFP (Myers-Briggs personality type). I've become interested in type theories because they always seem accurate for myself and for the people in my life. INFP's are quintessentially spacey, linguistically gifted, mellow, creative, etc. I recommend the test for those that haven't taken it I = introversion (as opposed to extraversion); self explanatory N = intuition (as opposed to sensing); head in the clouds vs. feet on the ground F = feeling (as opposed to thinking); emotional vs. analytical P= perceiving (as opposed to judging); unstructured vs. structured coincidentally kurt cobain and david lynch have been widely speculated as INFPs as well. (I'm INTP, and my last boyfriend was INFP, so my obsession with her makes sense on multiple levels ahah). she could be INTP, which would explain her purported lack of emotion. people often think I'm a bit loopy in reality, so I wouldn't be surprised. i've learned that having an 'I' and an 'N' in your type basically means that you're fucking crazy anyway

why doesn't she follow in the steps of her lyrical life? i can actually see her with an older (and sexier) man, like: coincidentally this guy owns the chateau marmont along with a number of other properties

when I was younger I used to always love quiznos, partly because they're the only chain that serves diet mtn dew but I was also partially worried about those rumors that drinking it would make your dick small

I think he's fucking with you, oyster interview style but I dunno for sure, I'm like new here and shit

you don't know that she's happy. or that she's unhappy. or why she's with barrie. or anything about their relationship at all. the basis of your opinion isn't really any different from mine. the only way to speculate is from the outside looking in, and that's my opinion. i'm not a shallow person, but when it comes to celebrities, the surface is pretty much all you have to go on. whether she dumps barrie or not I don't really give a fuck. I hope she's happy but I'm throwing in my two cents in regards to what I've seen. not like it matters anyway

i mean, i don't know him, but i get the sense that she could do much, much better. i don't care much for his general demeanor from what i've seen and he's really not a very attractive guy in my opinion. i think my standards for her might just be a tad astronomical he gets points for having a peculiarly nuanced palette for pussy though

-make another home video -dump barrie

omg. new favorite and the first listen isn't even over

ahhahahaha. they're (i mean, you're all) actually quite good. but i think this song is to made to be danced to as awkwardly as sexily possible? here's 'brite lite': asian rendition http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj9OctlpOyw i died when they threw the magazines

sometimes i still can't believe that she like, exists. i mean look at her. compound it with that brain, and you've got the most effective form of conversion therapy available to man she was always beautiful, but.. i've also been staring at this gif for about 9 minutes