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I would still love her, I think. but would I be absolutely fucking obsessed? probably not. I'm very affected by those that "strike me visually" just like the rest of the human world I can't imagine being a straight man. I'd fucking off myself since I wouldn't want to be alive in a world where I knew I couldn't ever have her obviously she wouldn't be so vilified either, if she weren't so damn beautiful. her SNL performance (if there still were one) would probably have been dismissed as artfully awkward or something, rather than atrocious

BRITE LITES - she looks stunning. the clips are awesome. and the whole deadpan beauty queen wave just kills me LOLITA - she looks stunning. i like the colors, and the scenes with the sailor scouts are genius CARMEN - it becomes obvious here that she's had years of practice. the editing is fucking phenomenal YAYO - perfect atmosphere (million dollar man is also one of her most beautiful, but it isn't on the list)

million dollar man - cause in the past I've been drawn to a sociopath carmen - cause I often feel that I have to falsify my happiness, despite having... a lot to be grateful for diet mtn dew - cause I love me some diet mtn dew and cause I think i might be a tad masochistic get drunk - cause I've been known to enjoy getting numb and dumb gods and monsters - cause I'm naive as fuck and like to get it hard you can be the boss - cause they can be the boss oh lana, how I love thee

I also vote for high functioning aspergers, if anything at all I think she's an INFP (Myers-Briggs personality type). I've become interested in type theories because they always seem accurate for myself and for the people in my life. INFP's are quintessentially spacey, linguistically gifted, mellow, creative, etc. I recommend the test for those that haven't taken it I = introversion (as opposed to extraversion); self explanatory N = intuition (as opposed to sensing); head in the clouds vs. feet on the ground F = feeling (as opposed to thinking); emotional vs. analytical P= perceiving (as opposed to judging); unstructured vs. structured coincidentally kurt cobain and david lynch have been widely speculated as INFPs as well. (I'm INTP, and my last boyfriend was INFP, so my obsession with her makes sense on multiple levels ahah). she could be INTP, which would explain her purported lack of emotion. people often think I'm a bit loopy in reality, so I wouldn't be surprised. i've learned that having an 'I' and an 'N' in your type basically means that you're fucking crazy anyway

why doesn't she follow in the steps of her lyrical life? i can actually see her with an older (and sexier) man, like: coincidentally this guy owns the chateau marmont along with a number of other properties

when I was younger I used to always love quiznos, partly because they're the only chain that serves diet mtn dew but I was also partially worried about those rumors that drinking it would make your dick small

I think he's fucking with you, oyster interview style but I dunno for sure, I'm like new here and shit

you don't know that she's happy. or that she's unhappy. or why she's with barrie. or anything about their relationship at all. the basis of your opinion isn't really any different from mine. the only way to speculate is from the outside looking in, and that's my opinion. i'm not a shallow person, but when it comes to celebrities, the surface is pretty much all you have to go on. whether she dumps barrie or not I don't really give a fuck. I hope she's happy but I'm throwing in my two cents in regards to what I've seen. not like it matters anyway

i mean, i don't know him, but i get the sense that she could do much, much better. i don't care much for his general demeanor from what i've seen and he's really not a very attractive guy in my opinion. i think my standards for her might just be a tad astronomical he gets points for having a peculiarly nuanced palette for pussy though

-make another home video -dump barrie

omg. new favorite and the first listen isn't even over

ahhahahaha. they're (i mean, you're all) actually quite good. but i think this song is to made to be danced to as awkwardly as sexily possible? here's 'brite lite': asian rendition http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj9OctlpOyw i died when they threw the magazines

sometimes i still can't believe that she like, exists. i mean look at her. compound it with that brain, and you've got the most effective form of conversion therapy available to man she was always beautiful, but.. i've also been staring at this gif for about 9 minutes

psycho trauma? girl you must be real young cause your worldview seems a tad limited i think her voice can be quite contradictory. its somehow lacking emotion, and yet simultaneously full of it if you don't hear it, it's your loss. personally i couldn't give less of a shit but you're being an unnecessary twat about it

yes, people trash her character. rarely do they mention the music, actually. they call her fake, they constantly insinuate that she is vapid, that she lacks talent, emotion, a soul, etc. people are particularly harsh when it comes to her. it's unreasonable and kind of depressing knowing that the mere surface of things can totally contaminate another persons thoughts and feelings about you. I understand why she feels the way she does, the idea of 'beauty' seems paradoxically taboo in the states (just like 'sex'). the fact that she's like, quiet and weird and shit certainly doesn't help her case. although it's expected to have people not like your music, I think journalists often don't like her. that oyster interviewer was a particular cunt in my opinion. by asking if they like her music, she's asking if they like her, in a way, since her music is an extension of herself the media in general seems to be coming around though. the more recent articles have moved from tones of visciousness to a backhanded passivity

cause you have talents that they don't i've always wondered if maybe she herself is behind all these leaks somehow (as well). i've even wondered if homegirl bombed on snl on purpose, to get people talking. you never know with her, she's like, scary fucking smart

if you love her you google her, if you hate her you google her she's #1 because no one is indifferent when it comes to her

she got 0 nominations http://www.grammy.com/nominees AMERICA

I was in the car with my dad the other day and fell asleep for a while. when I woke up the chorus of yayo was blaring

the man i love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT19FrY-1Ec i almost sort of like this better

-tranny voices ('opry') -maniacal laughing -perfect hair -dying

does anyone by chance know what resources lana uses for her videos, other than youtube? this is random (and a serious long shot) but i'm looking for the footage from diet mtn dew (v.2) with the hot, shirtless mechanics smoking cigarettes haha http://vimeo.com/35468849 (at 0:41, and 1:41) =) i dunno how she managed to find so much beautiful archival footage ughh

there are so many, but lately i've been so addicted to off to the races. its like your tongue is literally galloping during the chorus. you have to read this with her voice and tempo in mind: and he knows i'm wasted, facing, time-again-at-rikers, island and-i-won't-get-out god i'm so crazy, baby, i'm sorry that i'm-misbehavin i'm your little scarlet, starlet, singin'-in-the-garden kiss me on my open mouth, ready for you AMAZING