May

oh great, another birthday

the way I see it is if u have the confidence to go up to a celeb who doesn’t know u and ask for a selfie, u have the confidence to ask about an upcoming album.

the judge dragged the people who were recording and posting it on twitter and said they were breaking the law, then told the court to turn the stream off

20 minute recess requested by Jamie’s lawyer so they can consult theyre scared, sisters!

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She says she wants to sue her entire family.. omg

She’s dragging so hard oh my god i didnt expect her to be this ruthless but I’m so glad she is

Edit nvm I’m dumb i never read her poetry

tea, one of her worst songs

I read on tiktok that someone asked her about Lana and she said she didn’t want to talk about it and it apparently made the rest of the m&g super awkward

It would be so iconic if the album cover was a macro shot of basmati rice in a bowl with ‘LANA DEL REY’ in bold lettering centred . A self titled album defined only by basmati rice. 14 tracks

Swag, swag, swag on you Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue I dunno about me but I know about you

What the fuck happened here Why is there apparently a ‘fart gate’

what if she named it Lizzy Grant A.K.A. Lana Del Rey

if she were to name the album after the sound of her farts what would it be called? a. Pppppphrrrrthhfff b. FFFFFGGGHGFGHGG c. bbbbbbllllllewwwwwwwffff and what colour would the vinyl be ? a diarrhoea scat yellow i think! what flower would accompany the era?

feels like sugar in me ..

you can see me drinking fart cola, (You know I love the smell of Mike dean fart) do it for the thrill of the scat…. Sweet diarrhoea killer

Girl that is my dream , I want a man to smoke so much weed and sit on my face and fart the secondhand smoke straight into my mouth imagine the high. the sensations …

I like it! I listened to it and loved the vibes I got from it

OH when i said i want Mike dean to fart on my face ! yeah I take that back after listening to wildflower wildfire a few times . one of her worst songs . I take back the farts

girl what did i say i don’t even remember making this post nevermind one from a month ago

i piss kink