ChaoticLipster

She won’t just be having church basement romances if she carries on.....she will be hiding in that basement permanently to escape her angry fanbase with pitchforks and LGBT flags at the ready bitch.

she confuses me so much, one minuet she is talking about poetry and talking politics and the universe. The next thing she’s doing shit like this. She acting like what I’d call a smart dumb person.

We better be careful otherwise this will end up on a Shane Dawson documentary series. Conspiracy theories - Lana Del Rey and her cult obsession

Cult leader: would you like to... Lana: Where and when I’m there I’ll do anything you say I’m yours kiss kiss

What Lana thinks, and why she does certain things is as bigger mystery as the meaning of life itself I think. Nobody is gonna ever know. She just IS.

Would anybody be f***ing surprised if she never mentioned the poetry book ever again? Let’s get a show of hands who would be surprised ....nobody?

This isn’t the bad bitch we were expecting....we wanted west coast bad girl and got Bhad Bhabie the rapper

I always see Lana as hanging out with like classy girls with intelligence (marina marina marina), like lecturers and professors and she sits talking about physics with them and philosophy at the coffee shop and shit like that. Not a bunch of trashy hood girls who date rappers or Catholic bloggers with shit for brains.

Taurus here

I’ve just realised the monologue for Ride is as true as ever! Sums her up perfectly as of late. “I was always an unusual girl My mother told me that I had a chameleon soul No moral compass pointing me due north No fixed personality Just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and wavering as the ocean And if I said I didn't plan for it to turn out this way I'd be lying”

I get the feeling Lana is easily influenced by others I mean look at her lyrics, they speak for themselves.

I’m not sure how I’d cope with the possibility she’s given them money. Like I’ve given her thousands of dollars over the last 7 years - know where did it state she’d use the profit to give to pedo pastors and for conversion therapy torture.

I can dream can’t I!?

yes they were earlier just checked again and all comments are gone

Lana has disabled her instagram comments section on all her posts.....wow. She really needs a clue on how to address her fans because shutting them out only makes matters worse. We are not kids she can put on the naughty step. The outrage will boil over eventually.

Yep on her tour she released a little heart necklace with a tiny spoon which is for snorting coke. Google it

Although I did like the heart necklace and coke spoon....maybe she should do a crack and crystal meth pipe for NFR. That would make the Hillsong controversy look like child's play lol

The truth.

Merch? We will be lucky if we get another buzz/fan single at this rate I would really like the top she wears on the VB cover.. but have a feeling we might get something really tacky and cheap like a white T with NFR printed on it in tiny writing for $45.

Her response : You should be lucky getting all them $79 kisses all over you, you’re probably used to them cheap tricks kissing you with their 99c lips. Well Lana you don’t even wear .99c lipstick these days so .99c kisses would be an upgrade!

Remember how the black narcissist saga didn’t go down so well....she doesn’t like fan criticism

She will likely tell us to go fuck ourselves and delay the album as punishment

I actually don’t get the need for a poetry book....every one of her albums is already poetry. It will basically be a book of songs without music.

I swear if this bitch is delaying music/album for a poetry book there will be consequences.....like me only buying one special edition version of NFR and not two. Suck that Lana lol

At least you won’t catch Marina fraternising with bigots!! We stan an Informed Queen!