ChaoticLipster

Maybe the albums called Diamonds are forever

I don’t think really know what something sounds like tbh she said Honeymoon and UV were like like Born to Die

if she dangled Cinnamon in front of that abyss you might...

Like every time you say something critical especially of a song you get burnt alive at the steak while stans shout ‘Lana is great Lana is god’

My god Marina has been spending too much time around Lana she’s getting such a dirty mouth.

Consider this Lana is a cult leader and we are her poorly controlled sheep. Her going to Hillsong is just to learn better tips in controlling us so we scream less and stop being so hyper. Maybe she’s getting a recipe for a mild Kool Aid to quiet us the fuck down.

Yikes! I thought marina had taste

And people call me harsh

That makes somewhat sense I guess

What confuses me the most is her parents seem so loving and caring. Like why does she need to keep seeking love and security in others. Did her siblings get more attention? Is it just a personality disorder/depression? I just don’t really get it. It’s like she’s throwing herself into these situations for no clear reason. Rob seems so nice and patty (her parents). ...what went wrong for her to think like this? Maybe her happy perfect rich life was too boring for her?

Logo looks like something I made on the Nintendo DS in 2011

“Lana's fanbase isn't all lgbt, lots of her fanbase including lgbt ppl are just there for her music”. Hahahaha I laughed. Who are you kidding most of them are gay sis are you blind lol Have you seen her live? Look around you next time and tell me most people are straight. I was half joking about the Pepsi thing although I admit it wasn’t obvious or that funny...

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The album will be called ‘& The diamonds’. What a mind fuck that would be lol....At least ya’ll be happy

You are right I was too generous...per month then lol

She will when she’s the one looking for a stranger to hand her a Pepsi after her income landslides

In all her music she always seeks protection from problematic people, sugar daddies, bad boys, bad girls at school, cult leaders, bikers “And my motto is the same as ever - I believe in the kindness of strangers.” - Ride Monologue

It wasn’t a complaint just am observation that she seems to always be at party’s and weddings and such non stop. I’m not mad sis I’m feeling good thanks

She records 2 seconds of music per day and the rest of her 5 hours at the studio is probably snorting coke

Lana out with friends at another birthday?.....she goes to a birthday everyday how many friends does this bitch have?? Her friends must Invent birthdays just to get her to attend. Does she not have anything better to do?

They broke into her home once when they loved her, so I’m scared to think what they’d do if that turned to hate and anger.

She won’t just be having church basement romances if she carries on.....she will be hiding in that basement permanently to escape her angry fanbase with pitchforks and LGBT flags at the ready bitch.

she confuses me so much, one minuet she is talking about poetry and talking politics and the universe. The next thing she’s doing shit like this. She acting like what I’d call a smart dumb person.

We better be careful otherwise this will end up on a Shane Dawson documentary series. Conspiracy theories - Lana Del Rey and her cult obsession

Cult leader: would you like to... Lana: Where and when I’m there I’ll do anything you say I’m yours kiss kiss