ChaoticLipster

I think that would be so strange, as she nearly always changes the title

I’m late but… My timeline: May - nothing June - nothing July - snippet of song 15 seconds no title August - nothing September - nothing Mid October - single release December - An interview for a magazine where she briefly mentions the album, how she’s excited for it but the interview is mostly awful and about irrelevant drivel. January- Releases a budget Music video/live performance for first single in black and white has a known country singer playing guitar whilst she sings. End of February - Preorder, cover and new song, Album release date for April 17th, the album title is different ‘Lasso my Heart’ or something like that. March - merch revealed- cowgirl hats and embroidered denim Jackets which she sells for $320 plus postage. She also adds a few new T shirts with Lasso on in white on black in basic font which are incredibly bland. April -Album release and another video, critics rate the album 74 with comparisons to Beyonce but stating Lana should have stuck with her Norman Rockwell sound and style, that it falls flat at times. Guardian gives the album 3 stars making irrelevant comments about other artists like Taylor and Billie. May - Lana mentions another album she’s working on and is seen with Jack in the studio

It’s because she’s lost weight, she’s thinner. I don’t care what her weight is at all, but I think that’s why she looks like she did in 2012. Again not weight shaming or praising just stating the difference in the way she looks.

I’ve felt it may be a mix between Chemtrails and Banisters tbh which isn’t bad..but do we want more of that?

Can’t wait till we get the new album name ‘Lasso ring a bell motel cow girl - Dreaming of Memphis’ Lasso just isn’t deranged enough for Lana.

Absolutely, not the biggest Taylor fan but that would be so good for Lana.

The Weeknd guest 👀 ??

Honestly, the way Billie dresses feels disrespectful at times…she looks like a librarian who raided a thrift store. She could have put in more effort.

Singles likely coming in September and album March. 💀

Country Road was mediocre and flat, but I suspect Courtney has other beef with Lana and this is just her way of shitting on her.

I think she needs a different stage director, choreographer, and a better sound technician, if she even has those to begin with. Because her shows lack pace and flow with messy transitions, dancers seem a bit out of place at times. Overall, it doesn’t always feel professional. We know she hires mostly friends and people in her circle who are frankly not always the best in the business, but she sticks with them because she feels comfortable. However, it isn’t elevating her anywhere. She’s also picking the wrong songs for festivals! 'Hope' is a great song, and so is 'Bartender', but they drag a lot when performed at festivals like this and kill the crowd. A lot of her music is already quite slow, so it seems pointless performing these. I would like to see more unreleased songs like 'You Can Be the Boss' and 'Gramma'; she needs a bit more pace and variety. She pays no attention to so many good songs, it’s not even funny, while repeating the same tired ones over and over. I didn’t dislike it, but it wasn’t her best, let’s face it. I liked her dress, but her makeup was a little heavier than usual. The bikes and then exit were iconic; I loved that, and the songs with Billy were fun. I’d probably rate this a 6.5, the vocals were patchy and not her best, but a lot of it was technical issues. The shows she did last year in Rio were really good compared to this, and the Endless Summer Tour too, a personal favourite of mine, and Lollapalooza Argentina 2018 a few years back.

She’s gonna sing the same songs don’t get your hopes up…

It’s like 2012 Lana has reappeared back from the dead, that is how she looked

Probably will do it on the second date…

I have not watched the full set, but skimmed. Crazy we still have audio issues at every show, why can’t they get it right ever? Anyways the Bikes were Iconic, the music at the end reminded me of the Ball Room scene from The Shining, mysterious and haunting just like Lana it was perfect.

Is she not listening to Billie

And that isn’t an April Fools…it’s just the truth! See you in March 2025 girlies

She can do her lil country album, but I want full cunt-I-fication for LDR11…I want Peppers and A&W on steroids…a FULL cunt main course. With a tits out cover!

Beyonce is a singer and performer- Lana is a writer and Artist, period.

Yeah I don’t get the hype at all

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Why does she praise mediocrity? Or imitations of her? 🤔 Keep your friends close I guess!

If you look at some of her single and album cover choices that look like she took 1 minute to work on them….then I can totally believe she designed these atrocities. Queen of not being able to take criticism.

What will actually happen, one music video (for an average song) and a couple of magazine interviews. Maybe some random thing like a pop up horse riding event.