Corrupt a wish, Bish!

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish.

 

Example:I wish to see Lana in texas

 

The concert gets cancelled due to bad wather (lol)

 

(then you post your wish)

 

 I wish for a pony! 

 

(next person corrupts it)

 

The pony has no legs

 

 

and so on.....

I'll start

 

 

I wish I was tanning at the beach

[lernerderrey 2,416]

You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish.

 

Example:I wish to see Lana in texas

 

The concert gets cancelled due to bad wather (lol)

 

(then you post your wish)

 

 I wish for a pony! 

 

(next person corrupts it)

 

The pony has no legs

 

 

and so on.....

I'll start

 

 

I wish I was tanning at the beach

The Cloverfield monster attacks and ruins yer beach day.

 

 

I wish #lemonademotorcycleheaven would leak. 

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

you die before the day it does 

 

i wish i had a big ass slice of cheese pizza

[Masochism 15,400]

pizza is banned in your country 

 

i wish i had a cat

[californianfreak 3,484]

The dog god has turned all cats into dogs because the cat god refused to apologise after brining a dead mouse into the animal god kingdom

 

I wish exams didn't exist

[Cherry on Top 395]

You get 2 surprise exams the next day.

 

I wish Lana gives us Ultraviolence 2.0 next.

[Terrence Loves Me 72,860]

she gives us a political album

 

i wish cherry had a music video

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

she makes a summertime sadness remix video instead 

 

i wish it was 3pm and i was leaving work

[Masochism 15,400]

your legs stop working so you can't leave work ever again

 

i wish to find some new friends soon

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

you make new friends but they talk shit about you to your face 

 

 

i wish i had a big ass LV speedy bag!

[Cherry on Top 395]

LV goes bankrupt and stops making bags.

 

I wish it was always warm and sunny.

[californianfreak 3,484]

After a mysterious lunar eclipse, the sun will suddenly melt and implode into a giant snowball

 

I wish everyone had perfect sleep/wake patterns

[Wynwood 19,967]

but you have terrible nightmares every time

 

 

i wish lana recorded an album with dan auerbach again

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,336]

But it will be scrapped

 

 

I wish I was your girl

[Masochism 15,400]

you never get the chance to be his girl

 

i wish britney spears had a hit like toxic again

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

Brittney becomes a bum and loose her voice box from lung cancer 

 

i wish i was 22 again 

[Beautiful Loser 49,296]

You turn into 22 but none of your friends do so now you're all alone and have to find new ones.

 

I wish I had more money.

[Noel 676]

For every dollar that inexplicably shows up in your account you get one pimple/zit somewhere on your body 

 

 

I wish I could eat anything & everything I want without gaining weight 

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

You eat everything you want without gaining weight, but instead, you're ears double their size everytime you eat, and you start balding.

 

I wish I could meet Lana someday

[Party Party 3,532]

Brittney becomes a bum and loose her voice box from lung cancer 

 

i wish i was 22 again 

what the fuck poor girl