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she was tired of us leaking demos so she released one 

yo. so i was listening to this last night. so far up to this point, I HATED the verse and liked the chorus. there was one line that always sounded rushed and stupid to me and it was "It's like smiling when the firing squad's against you, but you just stay lined up." but then last night, i realized she was singing about black beaches in this song. idk if i was blind before, but this song ties together a lot of the songs on the album. so it got me thinking about 13 beaches "with dripping peaches, i'm camera ready, almost all the time" and i realized "It's like smiling when the firing squad's against you, but you just stay lined up" is about her being "camera ready all most all the time." i now no longer hate the verse to cherrrrry.
 
so now i think this song is about her fans and fame. she falls to pieces with the love of her fans, but it is also the love of her fans that drives paparazzi to follow her to her meditation spots/beaches

Honestly after Coven this show just became a parody of itself. Jessica Lange carried the show and gave it some respectability, but even she couldn’t save Freakshow and Apocalypse. 

well it deserves a 10
 
but tbh they would probably give it like a 7.6 or something lol

"I've been coverin' Joni and dancin' with Joan, Stevie's callin' on the telephone" always made my skin crawl

IDK if she still has ballads on the album, I just want a new sound. PLEASE LANA!!

yayy piano(pretends to be excited)

Get those goddamn pianos OUT

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY. The font used on the cover, Ready, is made by a friend who is also a business partner. It's so insane to me. It's one of not my fav font of all time. I would DIE
I'm dying cause Grifi is retweeting everyone who says the font is illegible  lit everyone hates it and I'm sitting here like, it's the most incredible thing I've ever seen

Bug Like an Angel Buffalo Replaced Heaven I Don’t Like My Mind The Deal When Memories Snow My Love Mine All Mine The Frost Star I’m Your Man I Love Me After You

UMMM SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN??????

Do we trust her link? They want too many personal infos 
 

i keep hearing 
i'm a sad girl
i'm sad girl
i'm a side girl

Sonically, at least? Scarface freaks me out a little lol

a lot of the early laptop demos are kinda spooky

Idk

This feels like unnecessarily changing history 👎 
 
Anyways, I suppose my fanon Lana Del Ray (Deluxe) tracklist would look something like this:
Ben Get Drunk Jimmy Gnecco Me & My Boyfriend Pin Up Galore Trash Magic I'm assuming they were all recorded during the original album sessions in 2007-08 with David Kahne

Candle in the wind can stay dead

The way Red dress, Pale moonlight and Candle in the wind are all dead now and only Blue is still with us (barely mentioned on Ocean Blvd though). 
 

if this is the “big” surprise  a song we’ve had for like 6 years? in various forms…

it only makes sense if it gets released as a single from an upcoming unreleased songs album, which isn't going to happen since lanita keeps lying about everything 

Turn that video game OFF 

i think this line is replacing "he was cool as heck, he was cool as heck" but the write up mixed shit up

Just finished season 1 and what the fuck… Y’all need to get into this. Season 2 premiering March 26th!