annedauphine 35,847 Posted May 18, 2018 you never find your prince(ss) charming I wish to marry Lana 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088 Posted May 18, 2018 you never find your prince(ss) charming I wish to marry Lana A WISH COME TRUE IF YA ASK ME 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted May 18, 2018 you never find your prince(ss) charming I wish to marry Lana Lana marries your sister instead I wish i could sing 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,786 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo can sing, but can never talk again I wish I was rich 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraHeroin 8,803 Posted May 18, 2018 You are rich, but all of your credit cards and money transform into used condoms I wish I could be a singer 0 Quote ~~~My body is stuck in the ocean My mind is lost in the universe*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted May 18, 2018 you become a singer but then twitter stans will find your old racists tweets and cancel you i wish i had blue eyes 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,786 Posted May 18, 2018 Your eyes turn blue, but you also become blind I wish I was better at math 1 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
californianfreak 3,484 Posted May 18, 2018 You are now better at meth, as the californianfreak genie misread your wish I wish I had some strawberries 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750 Posted May 18, 2018 the strawberries are moldy as hell i wish my pizza would arrive 1 Quote CAUSE BACK IN SCHOOL WE ARE THE LEADERS OF IT ALL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rose Garden Dreams 957 Posted May 18, 2018 Pizza arrives at the wrong place I wish I could read peoples minds 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335 Posted May 18, 2018 But you're too dumb to that I wish we had YG unedited 0 Quote "ser bella me dio privilegios, pero ser astuta me dio poder" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraHeroin 8,803 Posted May 18, 2018 YG unedited surfaces on the web and we all see it but the moment someone is trying to download it it gets removed from the internet forever by Lana herself and then she posts a grainy video on the Honeymoon instagram account, saying: ''You wish, you little fat fucks!'' I wish I had more friends 0 Quote ~~~My body is stuck in the ocean My mind is lost in the universe*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,786 Posted May 18, 2018 It leaks, but it SUCKS. Also how we know it’s edited? I wish I was eating rn EDIT: that was for @LanaReyLoreen @UltraHeroin: you have more friends but you hate them 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750 Posted May 18, 2018 you gotta eat ass i wish for school to be over 0 Quote CAUSE BACK IN SCHOOL WE ARE THE LEADERS OF IT ALL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,786 Posted May 18, 2018 It’s over, but can’t remember anything you learned so you can’t get a job I wish I was with my best friend rn 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
True Romance 6,195 Posted May 18, 2018 Sorry sis but your best friend just died in a car accident on their way to see you I wish it was summer already 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,786 Posted May 18, 2018 It rains the whole summer I wish I had a nice Spanish teacher!! 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amadeus 11,333 Posted May 18, 2018 she's so nice and makes the class feel at home that you all forget it's a class and fail all your spanish exams i wish i was dead already 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,786 Posted May 18, 2018 Your wish comes true I wish for Lana news 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry on Top 395 Posted May 19, 2018 She secretly goes to rehab and nobody knows where she is for months, because her heroin addiction is just too hard to defeat. I wish for world peace. 0 Quote If you care about animals, please watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hGQDLprA8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
