Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[American Bottom 16,237]

Yosemite more like yo semen in me

That gif reminds me.. am I the only one who didnt know Umbrella by Rihanna is about her vagina??? I was watching a movie today and some 5 year old randomly said that and I was like

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

Love it when daddy shawn makes an appearance

If you ever find a place that sells Shawn Mendes can you tell me sis I need one

 

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

That gif reminds me.. am I the only one who didnt know Umbrella by Rihanna is about her vagina??? I was watching a movie today and some 5 year old randomly said that and I was like

 

I thought it was about a condom or something "it's pourin rain... baby cum into me cum innnnto meee"

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

That gif reminds me.. am I the only one who didnt know Umbrella by Rihanna is about her vagina??? I was watching a movie today and some 5 year old randomly said that and I was like

Sis no more umbrella theories i still laugh at the one that spread when I was in highschool saying it was about her mom and her mom's name was umbrella I was like what the we love crazy theories

[American Bottom 16,237]

If you ever find a place that sells Shawn Mendes can you tell me sis I need one

 

The fragrance? You can find it at Macy's or Walmart. Its called "Shawn Signature" and its $20 for the 1.7 oz I believe. And it smells heavenly He recently released a new one called "Shawn Signature 2" and it's a cream colored bottle (the first one is blue) and it smells slightly more masculine. However both are for men AND women so you get the best of both worlds

 

Sorry for the long post but I couldn't miss the opportunity to promote excellence

[CatchTheBreeze 1,681]

I've just listened to VB again - actually I don't care if it's her "best song" or not, or if it is her most innovative song or not, this music still sends/transcends me into some state of happiness.

 

[American Bottom 16,237]

I thought it was about a condom or something "it's pourin rain... baby cum into me cum innnnto meee"

Either way the lyric fits snjejee

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,976]

my dad downloaded off to the races, florida kilos, and high by the beach onto his itunes today. what a fucking icon. MY IMPACT.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

fr though I'm 105% expecting the album to come sometime in May, it just makes sense based on the pattern of idiocy (LFL was rumored for May then came two months later in July, therefore NFR was rumored for March and will come two months later in May). If this doesn't happen tho I am fully prepared to get Lana's addy from Azealia and lead a march for the album on her doorstep 

[cloverhoney 801]

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

my dad downloaded off to the races, florida kilos, and high by the beach onto his itunes today. what a fucking icon. MY IMPACT.

 

your dad is wanting 2 get high by the beach with these songs

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,976]

your dad is wanting 2 get high by the beach with these songs

he loves her drug songs lmao. and his two fave albums are BTD and honeymoon. my impact is so powerful.

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,395]

Her top 20 best songs are undoubtedly

 

Venice Bitch

Heroin

Video Games

Tomorrow Never Came

West Coast

Ride

Brooklyn Baby

Get Free

Bel Air

Flipside

The Blackest Day

Love

Terrence Loves You

Salvatore

13 Beaches

Shades Of Cool

Black Beauty

Old Money

American

&

Yayo

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

he loves her drug songs lmao. and his two fave albums are BTD and honeymoon. my impact is so powerful.

 

let's introduce him to her unreleaseds lmao Boarding school is the next!

[111 34,833]

Her top 20 best songs are undoubtedly

 

Venice Bitch

Heroin

Video Games

Tomorrow Never Came

West Coast

Ride

Brooklyn Baby

Get Free

Bel Air

Flipside

The Blackest Day

Love

Terrence Loves You

Salvatore

13 Beaches

Shades Of Cool

Black Beauty

Old Money

American

&

Yayo

i see sum lies

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

Her top 20 best songs are undoubtedly

 

Venice Bitch

Heroin

Video Games

Tomorrow Never Came

West Coast

Ride

Brooklyn Baby

Get Free

Bel Air

Flipside

The Blackest Day

Love

Terrence Loves You

Salvatore

13 Beaches

Shades Of Cool

Black Beauty

Old Money

American

&

Yayo

 

 

besides that, tea

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,395]

i see sum lies

Itsmyopinion.gif

 

Tomorrow Never Came has sentimental value to me! That’s why it’s so high

[cloverhoney 801]

top 5

 

venice bitch

brooklyn baby

video games

tomorrow never came

ultraviolence

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,976]

let's introduce him to her unreleaseds lmao Boarding school is the next!

lol. the only one he kinda knows is serial killer.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Dim Lites Demo stan getting brave

Shawn Mendes stan getting brave