Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Lana: yes hello?

 

Yoga DreamWorks Los Angeles Center (not a real place but they have dumb places with names like that): yes hi ma'am, um your monthly payment hasn't gone through. If you want more lemon grass honey goats milk baths and hot steam oil infused yoga, you're going to have to wait till you can afford it...

 

Lana: ..... Go fuck yourself

 

*Hangs up*

 

*Ring ring*

 

Lana: hello? I'm going through alot right now my yoga membership stopped and my card got declined at Starbucks..

 

Jack: well... Um Lana... Your payment for my production also didn't go through... So I can't finish mixing your album. Also Ben stopped by and said he didn't receive any money either, and he's dropping you as a client.

 

Lana:

and then she'd have to get a sugar daddy again and we'd get BTD II

[Beautiful Loser 46,603]

I mean, I’m mad at how this era is being handled and all the unnecessary snippet teasing as well, but I don’t wish her to lose money just to make her remember what kind of life she used to have so she’ll work harder and be grateful for her current life? The woman has delivered five albums in less than ten years, she is working hard..! What the..??

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Jack: Ben dropping you as a client.

 

Lana fans: 

[GeminiLanaFan 46,286]

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if she lost 4, 5 million followers/streamers/whatever. She will not starve. She will not go back to the trailer park. She will still be able to enjoy her wheat grass and her weed. The mansions and cars wouldn't go anywhere. But I'm sure it would serve as a wake up call of some kind. Everyone gets their wish... She wished to be famous and her wish came true, but she clearly came to regret it. Now it seems she wishes she could fade into obscurity...and I wish she'd get a taste of that. I don't think she knows what she wants tbh. Could be wrong, obviously, but that's the vibe I'm getting.

 

I don't think she wishes to go back to being unknown. She loves to work: whether it's music or poetry, she loves what she does. She also loves to perform live, to a certain extent (not a 3-year-long tour like she did at the beginning of her career).  She doesn't like however to do the promotion part: the endless interviews and such. She hates having to explain what she meant by that song, or if it was inspired by her life. With the UV era, one reporter asked her if she indeed had fucked her way up to the top; like really? He's really gonna ask her that? I bet she got tired of it. She prefers to release songs and have us do the math or leave it to imagination. With the LFL era, she chose the mediums and magazines that don't put her down. With NFR, she also said that she did much of the interview part (lol) before Hope was released: I guess she didn't want to explain it and justify such personal lyrics. 

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

I don't think she wishes to go back to being unknown. She loves to work: whether it's music or poetry, she loves what she does. She also loves to perform live, to a certain extent (not a 3-year-long tour like she did at the beginning of her career).  She doesn't like however to do the promotion part: the endless interviews and such. She hates having to explain what she meant by that song, or if it was inspired by her life. With the UV era, one reporter asked her if she indeed had fucked her way up to the top; like really? I He's really gonna she her that? I bet she got tired of it. She prefers to release songs and have us do the math or leave it to imagination. With the LFL era, she chose the mediums and magazines that don't put her down. With NFR, she also said that she did much of the interview part (lol) before Hope was released: I guess she didn't want to explain it and justify such personal lyrics. 

I don't know, in recent years she has expressed a strong desire for anonymity. Her frustration with fame is evident, take 13 Beaches for example.

[Serene Queen 4,776]

I honestly think Ben is the one keeping the record from being released. He’s such a bitch.

[Beautiful Loser 46,603]

I honestly think Ben is the one keeping the record from being released. He’s such a bitch.

Ben’s name would’ve been switched with Ed’s if he was the one fighting with fans on Instagram. I hope you’re not serious.

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

I mean, I’m mad at how this era is being handled and all the unnecessary snippet teasing as well, but I don’t wish her to lose money just to make her remember what kind of life she used to have so she’ll work harder and be grateful for her current life? The woman has delivered five albums in less than ten years, she is working hard..! What the..??

I thought everyone knew we were just joking...

I don't think people are talking about boycotting her I just think we're talking about the fact that Spotify revenue will go down since she already lost 2 million monthly listeners and is continuing to lose them.

[Serene Queen 4,776]

Ben’s name would’ve been switched with Ed’s if he was the one fighting with fans on Instagram. I hope you’re not serious.

Lol they both are then. I don’t know anything abt Ed lol

[Beautiful Loser 46,603]

I thought everyone knew we were just joking...

I don't think people are talking about boycotting her I just think we're talking about the fact that Spotify revenue will go down since she already lost 2 million monthly listeners and is continuing to lose them.

I can’t tell with you guys sometimes, you seem so serious.

[Lustrouslines 5,188]

She contradicts herself like she’s openly said. She wants her music to reach a wide variety of people but at the same time doesn’t want to have a face in it. She wants for people to feel understood and wants to tell a story through her lens, but doesn’t want to be criticized for her past or present life. It’s obvious she just wants to put music out there without the glamour that was LANA DEL REY in the past. She’s gathered her coins and will always have an income with BTD. She will now lay low probably for the rest of her life and continue to do minimalistic promo and give us only music.

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

I can’t tell with you guys sometimes, you seem so serious.

That's probably why reddit is scared of us but no I don't think anyone is serious. I think everyone is still disappointed and frustrated though, and we're all getting our anger out with passive aggressive posts, but at the end of the day whether we like it or not even if she released the album at the end of this year I'd probably listen to it while twerking angrily

[Beautiful Loser 46,603]

Speaking of Reddit, thank you to the person who gave me credit for my NFR era timeline!

[Cacciatore 19,346]

I was going through Dua Lipa's instagram and in some of her photos from the BRITs we can see Ben sitting w/ her family and honestly he always looks like someone took a dump right under his nose. 

[violets 11,893]

i mean ed just seems as much as a frustrated asshole like ben... i honestly question their relationship with lana

[Cacciatore 19,346]

i mean ed just seems as much as a frustrated asshole like ben... i honestly question their relationship is with lana

 

Business men tend to be like that tbh they're all assholes.

[Jean 4,117]

every era y’all dumbasses look at one random publication with a random date with no real source, get pissed off when the source is a lie and then blame lana and her team.

 

you all deserve it. every year.

What's your problem?

[electra 20,631]

What's your problem?

who are you

[Jean 4,117]

who are you

Listen, ugly, you better back off. I asked you what TF is your problem and what TF are you talking about? Disappear sweetie.

[salvatore 21,763]

who are you

 

i am u, but weaker