Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date? (Updated to include NEW boyfriends!)

[takeitdoen 10,629]

Ummm I think I need to get laid I am way thirstier towards all of them than I remember. Francesco looks super hot in this thread (?)- for some reason the image I have emblazoned into my brain is this one, where he looks pathetically thin . . .

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,963]

Did she actually date Jack hm I don't remember

 

Not officially but there have been rumours/anonymous news items that have said stuff about him dating "a singer with a three-word name" etc

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

Not officially but there have been rumours/anonymous news items that have said stuff about him dating "a singer with a three-word name" etc

 

Billy Ray Cyrus.

[Beautiful Loser 49,664]

why her screen so cracked, she makes money, right? right?

We stan a humble queen

Remember she has tons of recorded ideas and melodies for future songs on her phone(s), she’s probably afraid someone would steal them if she left her phone to be repaired.

[Nobody 21,608]

Ummm I think I need to get laid I am way thirstier towards all of them than I remember. Francesco looks super hot in this thread (?)- for some reason the image I have emblazoned into my brain is this one, where he looks pathetically thin . . .

 

 

WHY is he holding her armpit asdkjg 

He touched her so weirdly wtf is this 

[Kurac na Biciklu 2,359]

Who has the best dick

[lostindarkparadise 2,089]

Francesco looks like a character from Chicken Run

 

[Ultra Violet 19,039]

Barrie honestly sounds like an amazing lover. Little intense and complicated, but still. Id be so hard in love it would hurt. 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,963]

Francesco looks like a character from Chicken Run

 

 

Lana's ex-boyfriends as animated characters: a concept.

 

Tell me this doesn't look like Jack Antonoff:

 

 

Someone think of ones for Barrie and Gerald

[Barttender 1,118]

[sparklrtrailrheaven 9,115]

why am i the ONLY voter for our heavy metal king Arthur Lynn

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,963]

@@Jared I made you a new pfp please refer to my previous post