Rorman Nockwell

Do we think Patty was invited
 

HONESTLY wouldn't be shocked if she trotted out a toddler in LA tomorrow and was like "oh yeah he was born last February "
NOTHING would shock me at this point
I can't believe she got married in an actual swamp that is so iconic

Tbh I'm pretty sure she hasn't done half the stuff she puts in her (especially early) lyrics
But you know, if she ever did sex work and it was of her own volition then good for her. There isn't really anything to discuss surrounding it because she has never shared and it's up to her if she ever wants to.

She certainly has a very volatile and complicated relationship with the truth; perhaps she should write a song about it. And then lie about that song's release date.

"The album is done but who knows when it'll be out"
 
YOU know, Lana. That's who. YOU. Your manager said so.

Maybe the age thing is as simple as she was feeling insecure about it when asked (which is understandable for someone in such a high-pressure industry) and decided to shave off a year. Maybe it was the label.
 
Maybe she had to repeat a year somewhere in her schooling, and didn't want people to know/was embarrassed, so she subtracted a year. Considering her problems with alcohol that isn't out of the question; it's plausible that she may've missed some school.
 
Maybe it was her way of keeping something to herself when having to share so much of herself with the public. Or maybe she was trying to throw people off so when they'd try to look up her personal information they couldn't find her.
 
I also thought she seemed as high as a kite in that Turkish interview when she was asked about it, so there's that.

the way she actually went honeymooning in Kentucky like how many more pics are we gonna see in this place

It's never a good sign when she starts to get scrappy on socials though
Some of her worst behaviour happens when she gets like this
She just got MARRIED go be happy or something instead of blocking 15 year olds over something that happened ages ago 
wtf

Bingo
And she has two choices: address it, or ignore it
Picking fights with kids over stupid shit isn't it

I feel like Reddit, as a whole, is populated by a disproportionate amount of bored straight men and /lanadelrey is no exception
Maybe I'm way off,  but most of the crack in the screenshots is consistent with that
"Woman marries man who isn't me,
woman must be a man" is the unhinged cousin of "she won't go out with me so she must be a lesbian"
It was the "lesser genders and races" comment for me
 

It's never a good sign when she starts to get scrappy on socials though
Some of her worst behaviour happens when she gets like this
She just got MARRIED go be happy or something instead of blocking 15 year olds over something that happened ages ago 
wtf

It's never a good sign when she starts to get scrappy on socials though
Some of her worst behaviour happens when she gets like this
She just got MARRIED go be happy or something instead of blocking 15 year olds over something that happened ages ago 
wtf

Bingo
And she has two choices: address it, or ignore it
Picking fights with kids over stupid shit isn't it

Bingo
And she has two choices: address it, or ignore it
Picking fights with kids over stupid shit isn't it

Bingo
And she has two choices: address it, or ignore it
Picking fights with kids over stupid shit isn't it