Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[lanasbottom]

  On 5/20/2021 at 9:32 AM, Fart Deco said:

she’s been blacklisted after her last messy interview lmao 

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thank god that short haired bitch annie whatever her name is just wants to set her up anyway we’ll do without her ass 

[jazzlessbaby]

About 6 and a half hours left and still no OFFICIAL announcement...  Anyway, any last words for the Chemtrails era? 

[Beautiful Loser]

The snippet he shared is in the second half of the song, with 1 min left before it ends, I think he gave us a good sense of what the entire song will be like. Hooray for Mike!

[lanasbottom]

my thoughts on the snippet: 

 

- this is PROOF that her compressed af snoozefest production was jack’s fault and jack’s fault only so even better that she got rid of him. 

 

- the vocals and production are CRISP, the sound is FULL, the drums aren’t MUFFLED this is a WIN baby

 

- it’s giving me clear lust for life demo meets heroin with a sprinkle of paradise vibes (production wise) and i’m HERE FOR THIS GIRL 

 

- the vocals sounds fuller and more confident, this clearly sounds like the lana we know and deeply love 

 

- the production seems to contain layers which YES THANKG FUCKING GOD FINALLY and that little alien/space like synthy sound in the background is giving me the spacey alien sounds in the 13 beaches production and again i’m LIVING.

 

If this album really ends up like a mix of paradise meets lfl production wise or something similar i will. be. living. make no mistakes girls. this will be IT. cocc found dead in a ditch wbk. 

[COCC]

  On 5/20/2021 at 10:33 AM, lanasbottom said:

thank god that short haired bitch annie whatever her name is just wants to set her up anyway we’ll do without her ass 

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She‘s actually a very kind interviewer and was only doing her job. It would have been easy for her to portray Lana as a mad woman, but she handled it in a professional way 

[BluebirdXO]

Why are you all getting Mazzy Star energy from the snippet??? I was one of the people that manifest it, but I'm not hearing it at all

 

And good morning bitches!!!!! Are we all ready to have our minds blown today?

 

 

And can we stop talking about Jack and his pretentious music? He's dead, found in a ditch, buried and burned. Hail satan

[Liz Taylor Blues]

  On 5/20/2021 at 10:48 AM, BluebirdXO said:

Why are you all getting Mazzy Star energy from the snippet??? I was one of the people that manifest it, but I'm not hearing it at all

 

And good morning bitches!!!!! Are we all ready to have our minds blown today?

 

 

And can we stop talking about Jack and his pretentious music? He's dead, found in a ditch, buried and burned. Hail satan

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If anything it sounds like Genesis influence on it....

[COCC]

Can we forget Jack for a second? We'll get three singles in a few hours! 

 

What will Textbook be about? 

 

[DeluluKing]

I love the way Lana didnt say shit yet when we are going to have 3 new fking singles in like 6 hours <3 This is so Lana.  Imagine LDR promoting her stuff.

[jazzlessbaby]

  On 5/20/2021 at 11:04 AM, COCC said:

Can we forget Jack for a second? We'll get three singles in a few hours! 

 

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The anti-Jack frenzy will be even more active once we hear those songs. 

[NikoGo]

Okay so we’re less than 6 hours away, nobody has said anything about anything and Mike said he doesn’t know if it’s coming today

 

 are we preparing ourselves for the possibility it isn’t coming today or are we just gonna crash and burn soon

[baddisease]

  On 5/20/2021 at 11:19 AM, Nikogo said:

Okay so we’re less than 6 hours away, nobody has said anything about anything and Mike said he doesn’t know if it’s coming today

 

 are we preparing ourselves for the possibility it isn’t coming today or are we just gonna crash and burn soon

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i'm trying to prepare myself for whatever comes today

[NikoGo]

  On 5/20/2021 at 11:20 AM, baddisease said:

 

i'm trying to prepare myself for whatever comes today

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I’ve been team Delulu for two straight days now (that never happens) but waking up two days in a row to silence is really starting to worry me 

 

And before anyone says “but the links”

Chemtrails went live in December and we see how they went 

[Terrence Loves Me]

todays the day girlies 

[Deadly Nightshade]

  On 5/20/2021 at 11:19 AM, Nikogo said:

Okay so we’re less than 6 hours away, nobody has said anything about anything and Mike said he doesn’t know if it’s coming today

 

 are we preparing ourselves for the possibility it isn’t coming today or are we just gonna crash and burn soon

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I am trying not to think about that outcome but it’s a possible scenario 

the only thing that gives me hope is the lmlylaw situation 

 

[Beautiful Loser]

  On 5/20/2021 at 11:19 AM, Nikogo said:

Okay so we’re less than 6 hours away, nobody has said anything about anything and Mike said he doesn’t know if it’s coming today

 

 are we preparing ourselves for the possibility it isn’t coming today or are we just gonna crash and burn soon

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I've been on Team Delulu for maybe at least 2 weeks and I believe we'll get something today, and if not, I'll join the meltdowns and then move on with my life.

[Evergreen]

Please stop this fight about Jack, we have 2 new producers and I'm curious how the songs with Gabe Simon will sound. Let's wait, I'm so excited! 

[ChaoticLipster]

These songs better come out today. Otherwise certain insiders will be publicly executed! 

[Terrence Loves Me]

im still on page 625 hopefully i catch up before the songs 

[Rust Dress]

  On 5/20/2021 at 11:19 AM, Nikogo said:

Okay so we’re less than 6 hours away, nobody has said anything about anything and Mike said he doesn’t know if it’s coming today

 

 are we preparing ourselves for the possibility it isn’t coming today or are we just gonna crash and burn soon

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well everyone is asleep and it’s like 4 am in lana’s time. everything lines up to it being released today