LDR9 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 56,708]

DYKTATUOB

 

Dick Ta Toob? 

[rancidgirl 5,373]

105 members are watching this page rn... i wanna say a slur

[Venice Peach 54,293]

Let's hope she says something about a "beautiful x track album" tomorrow so we get at least the number of songs 

 

I want at least 14 but I think we'll get less than that 

[The Greatest 8,805]

What are we going to do when it’s a picsart cover with a fake release date

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

5 minutes ago, The Greatest said:

Run over me with a Toyota is her magnum opus 

[lanabanana11 3,855]

27 minutes ago, Prettywhenyoudye said:

i’ll literally pre order you a variant <3 

This got me to thinking… has there ever been an instance on lanaboards… well I guess it would have had to have a been and chemtrails era, where someone didn’t have money at the time so a kind user offered this same offer of offering to preorder them a variant, and then after they did it the poor person asked politely for just one more because it’s their favorite color, and the kind person tried to resist and said “well what if I cancel this one and order the one that’s your favorite color” and then the poor person is like “oh no no I need both I will give you the money I promise” so the kind person does it. But then they ask once more for another variant and the kind person doesn’t want to argue so they do it. And then they do it twice more when two more variants drop and the kind person is getting overwhelmed and their credit card is almost maxed out because they themselves have also ordered each variant for themselves as well as some extravagant purchases from earlier in the month, and then the poor person requests the final neil Krug picture disc and the kind person says oh well alright but this is it! So they do it and their credit card got maxed out and they had to go to Elle to file a complaint but then the poor person denies it all and then the kind person has to take out a second mortgage on their house to afford to pay their maxed out credit card bill and spirals down a rabbit hole of depression and longing for more of a backbone?

[rancidgirl 5,373]

Just now, Venice Peach said:

Let's hope she says something about a "beautiful x track album" tomorrow so we get at least the number of songs 

 

I want at least 14 but I think we'll get less than that 

when the tracklist is every ultraviolence outtake OMGGG

[Poor Stacy 11,996]

OK but vinyl color gurlies...

 

Is there even a color we don't have on vinyl yet? I know Lana dgaf and we'll probably get red and yellow again, but ... could it be Orange era? Purple? Turquoise? Silver? I know we have grey... Gold is gross, though. Unless it's metallic.

[honeymoon is alive 21,163]

2 minutes ago, The Greatest said:

The way I stared at this for awhile like “did I black out and spill?”

you tell em 

[Pink Champagne 9,480]

10 minutes ago, The Greatest said:

I hope the new album sounds like Coachella - Woodstock in my mind

This was a jump scare 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

1 minute ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

DYKTATUOB

 

Dick Ta Toob? 

I’ve been pronouncing TATUOB as Tattoo-ob with emphasis on the first syllable

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

Since Taylor has been promoting Lana for free lately, It'll be good if she posts the album cover the annoucement day or when it comes out, it would be very good promo. 

[Mer 61,742]

2 minutes ago, lanabanana11 said:

This got me to thinking… has there ever been an instance on lanaboards… well I guess it would have had to have a been and chemtrails era, where someone didn’t have money at the time so a kind user offered this same offer of offering to preorder them a variant, and then after they did it the poor person asked politely for just one more because it’s their favorite color, and the kind person tried to resist and said “well what if I cancel this one and order the one that’s your favorite color” and then the poor person is like “oh no no I need both I will give you the money I promise” so the kind person does it. But then they ask once more for another variant and the kind person doesn’t want to argue so they do it. And then they do it twice more when two more variants drop and the kind person is getting overwhelmed and their credit card is almost maxed out because they themselves have also ordered each variant for themselves as well as some extravagant purchases from earlier in the month, and then the poor person requests the final neil Krug picture disc and the kind person says oh well alright but this is it! So they do it and their credit card got maxed out and they had to go to Elle to file a complaint but then the poor person denies it all and then the kind person has to take out a second mortgage on their house to afford to pay their maxed out credit card bill and spirals down a rabbit hole of depression and longing for more of a backbone?

 

I will happily buy someone one vinyl if they really are struggling and really are a fan. If they ask for more I will simply leave them on read. I'd have their address anyways so let them come at me. 

[King of Saigon 1,384]

1 minute ago, lanabanana11 said:

This got me to thinking… has there ever been an instance on lanaboards… well I guess it would have had to have a been and chemtrails era, where someone didn’t have money at the time so a kind user offered this same offer of offering to preorder them a variant, and then after they did it the poor person asked politely for just one more because it’s their favorite color, and the kind person tried to resist and said “well what if I cancel this one and order the one that’s your favorite color” and then the poor person is like “oh no no I need both I will give you the money I promise” so the kind person does it. But then they ask once more for another variant and the kind person doesn’t want to argue so they do it. And then they do it twice more when two more variants drop and the kind person is getting overwhelmed and their credit card is almost maxed out because they themselves have also ordered each variant for themselves as well as some extravagant purchases from earlier in the month, and then the poor person requests the final neil Krug picture disc and the kind person says oh well alright but this is it! So they do it and their credit card got maxed out and they had to go to Elle to file a complaint but then the poor person denies it all and then the kind person has to take out a second mortgage on their house to afford to pay their maxed out credit card bill and spirals down a rabbit hole of depression and longing for more of a backbone?

Well yes!

[Rorman Nockwell 56,708]

1 minute ago, shadesofcrazyforyou said:

I’ve been pronouncing TATUOB as Tattoo-ob with emphasis on the first syllable

Ohhh

Like Dick t.A.T.u Ob 

Her explicit Russian pop era

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

1 minute ago, Poor Stacy said:

OK but vinyl color gurlies...

 

Is there even a color we don't have on vinyl yet? I know Lana dgaf and we'll probably get red and yellow again, but ... could it be Orange era? Purple? Turquoise? Silver? I know we have grey... Gold is gross, though. Unless it's metallic.

Teal/aquamarine and/or a pale yellow seem appropriate to me

[honeymoon is alive 21,163]

Just now, Selfloathinpoet said:

Since Taylor has been promoting Lana for free lately, It'll be good if she posts the album cover the annoucement day or when it comes out, it would be very good promo. 

that woman is a mercenary i really doubt she would post something from other artist 

[Mer 61,742]

Just now, shadesofcrazyforyou said:

Teal/aquamarine and/or a pale yellow seem appropriate to me

 

if this is a true winter album, dark blue or ruby red pls!

[West Coast 45,793]

3 minutes ago, The Greatest said:

What are we going to do when it’s a picsart cover with a fake release date

the dramatics & theatrics are never too far away

[The Greatest 8,805]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

 

I will happily buy someone one vinyl if they really are struggling and really are a fan. If they ask for more I will simply leave them on read. I'd have their address anyways so let them come at me. 

Mer is pure goodness