sukiedelrey 228 Posted March 31, 2014 Tbh I'm getting kind of nervous about this album just from all the little information that we have. Unlistenable??? Like what does that even mean. If someone said 'yeah you gotta check this out dude its unlistenable' like who wants that? The video snippet she posted doesn't exactly show what 'future jazz' might sound like based on the way she was moving, but future jazz could mean anything coming from Lana. Also with the video snippet, I remember hearing some vague pan flute noises which really scares me. Idk I'm just extremely skeptical. I love all of Lana's old stuff and I'm glad she's branching out into new genres and all, but I'm afraid I won't like this one. The 7-piece live band scared me a little tbh. To me Ultraviolence would imply trip-hop beats and a huge "cinematic" orchestra in terms of production (like OTTR or You and Me)...not a little jazz-rock band. But whatever, I mean it's new Lana stuff so I'd love it even if it was horrible and truly "unlistenable" anyway. /side eyes Betty Boop Boop/ 1 there is a light & it never goes out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mind Melt 10,090 Posted March 31, 2014 The 7-piece live band scared me a little tbh. To me Ultraviolence would imply trip-hop beats and a huge "cinematic" orchestra in terms of production (like OTTR or You and Me)...not a little jazz-rock band. But whatever, I mean it's new Lana stuff so I'd love it even if it was horrible and truly "unlistenable" anyway. /side eyes Betty Boop Boop/ The band slightly excited me because when I heard that I just started hearing TOSTB in my head. Although I think a 7 piece band is a few too many for TOSTB like music lol. Tbh an album like that would just.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VioletPrincess 953 Posted March 31, 2014 I could be totally wrong about this, but "future jazz" does not strike me as a made up genre by Lana, but more that she wanted to say: "This is some future jazz" in the spirit of "this is coming out soon, sometime in the near future" THIS is exactly what I thought Tbh, I think peopke are looking into it too seriously 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GodBlessMe 2,141 Posted March 31, 2014 The band slightly excited me because when I heard that I just started hearing TOSTB in my head. Although I think a 7 piece band is a few too many for TOSTB like music lol. Tbh an album like that would just.. TOSTB??? What's dat? The band slightly excited me because when I heard that I just started hearing TOSTB in my head. Although I think a 7 piece band is a few too many for TOSTB like music lol. Tbh an album like that would just.. TOSTB??? What's dat? The band slightly excited me because when I heard that I just started hearing TOSTB in my head. Although I think a 7 piece band is a few too many for TOSTB like music lol. Tbh an album like that would just.. TOSTB??? What's dat? 0 I AM MY ONLY GOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naachoboy 7,977 Posted March 31, 2014 I like the picture but it's drained of all its potential beauty here with these effects. Really looks fanmade. and im almost sure i saw that photo edited before lmao 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebastian 327 Posted March 31, 2014 I could be totally wrong about this, but "future jazz" does not strike me as a made up genre by Lana, but more that she wanted to say: "This is some future jazz" in the spirit of "this is coming out soon, sometime in the near future" I'm totally with you on this. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mind Melt 10,090 Posted March 31, 2014 TOSTB??? What's dat? Tired Of Singing The Blues 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GodBlessMe 2,141 Posted March 31, 2014 Tired Of Singing The Blues Yay that song is perfect 1 I AM MY ONLY GOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreamer 34 Posted March 31, 2014 At first i was thinking, omg that picture is the album cover? and then i thinking c'mon is obviously not! I think is just a picture who lana post for fun... and future jazz? maybe a song? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleFool 1,912 Posted March 31, 2014 This album has had so many adjectives describe it, nothing feels substantial to me until the album comes out. Before we know it, someone will call it 'cute' and then we'll continue scratching our heads. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitman 1,286 Posted March 31, 2014 THIS is exactly what I thought Tbh, I think peopke are looking into it too seriously But why would she use "jazz future" to describe "it's coming soon"? She could just captioned the picture with "soon" anyway. Jazz future it's definitely not a common word, it's a very specific term she decided to use. It's not a made up term either, which is very intriguing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parkin 85 Posted March 31, 2014 Oh my God, is this the cover? We've all seen the picture before, but Future Jazz!!!!! fuck that shit I'm out of here 1 If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COLACNT 5,170 Posted March 31, 2014 "jazz" is just a term for like random shit isn't it? i.e i wanted tacos so i bought some cheese and tequila and "all that jazz" i wouldn't put any stock into it. lana not only loves to fuck with people's heads, but rather than saying "soon" she has to be ~unique and ~creative and ~mysterious in how she goes about it or maybe she just thinks of 'jazz' as an umbrella term for "cool" music. a genre that's known for being transgressive and non-linear (i.e "unlistenable") angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connectionto the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz i think she feels as if jazz is one of those 'cerebral' forms of music; something to ~contemplate and something to analyze. one of those unusual genres that isn't appreciated or accepted by the masses and therefore something she doesn't mind drawing comparisons to. so maybe there are jazz elements or maybe its just another "cool" way to describe things lana is creative but paradoxically, somewhat superficial so its hard to tell with her 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleFool 1,912 Posted March 31, 2014 Or she just recently sold her soul. Ya know, it all starts with jazz music, then booze, sex, and satan I mean, Rob even pointed out the earthquakes. It's rapture. May 1st. Grab your crucifix, bible, and copy of Ultraviolence 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Titan 867 Posted March 31, 2014 Okay bitch, I'm done with waiting. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreamer 34 Posted March 31, 2014 Okay bitch, I'm done with waiting. me too 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leaked_version 10,498 Posted March 31, 2014 Okay bitch, I'm done with waiting. Well, that does not make it come out faster 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platinum Greenwich 13,566 Posted March 31, 2014 Dear John, release to us a single. Dear John, release to us a single. Dear John, release to us a single... 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HEARTCORE 18,833 Posted March 31, 2014 Chuck just posted the same photo as Lana on Instagram with the caption 'Scorpio x Gemini Collab' 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t-raider26 912 Posted March 31, 2014 Well Chuck is a Scorpio and Lana is a Gemini so that means nothing lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
