Lust For Life - Pre-Release Thread

[loleetah 4,039]

Can't wait for Lanaboards to crash tomorrow

[Stargirl 13,348]

fun fact abt me but i was a chemistry stock photo model when i was 17-18

so here's me wistfully analyzing lust for life 

[HunterSThompson 4,644]

Sorry if this is a dumb question girls, but, how can I listen? What app do I download? Or can I just listen online? I'm terrible with this stuff. Usually I just wait for people to rip the file and upload it all over the internet like LB or Twitter but I am toooo excited for Groupie Love & I want to experience everything in real time    thanks in advance<3

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,126]

fun fact abt me but i was a chemistry stock photo model when i was 17-18

so here's me wistfully analyzing lust for life 

OH MY GOD YOU'RE ACTUALLY A LEGEND LDKMLFKMG

[fruitpunch 253]

Looks like I'm getting it at 2am and drowning in summer bummers till mid afternoon/night/following week

[fxb 306]

Sorry if this is a dumb question girls, but, how can I listen? What app do I download? Or can I just listen online? I'm terrible with this stuff. Usually I just wait for people to rip the file and upload it all over the internet like LB or Twitter but I am toooo excited for Groupie Love & I want to experience everything in real time    thanks in advance<3

https://t.co/Mb2YQmCUdm

[Stargirl 13,348]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE ACTUALLY A LEGEND LDKMLFKMG

I LOVE YOU SO MUUUUCH QUEEN OF MUSIC EDITS YOU GET US THROUGH THIS BUMMER SUMMER

[Paris Hilton 9,575]

yep, and the islands have different timezones too

Do you mean The Hispaniola Island? because those islands are not part of central america 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,041]

How long is SB AND GL again??

[Solar Fields 4,158]

Protocol for Lust for Life Preorder and Groupie Love/Summer Bummer Premiere

 

Hypothesis: Both songs will snatch the wigs of listeners around the world, causing massive seismic activity globally resulting in the entire earth sinking into itself

 

Reagents and Materials:

-Radio 1/Beats1

-1 wig ± 7,000,000,000 in case of residual snatchings

-10 reaction images, including at least 2 analytical-grade Drag Race gifs

-Box of tissues

-Popcorn, for the drama

 

1. Turn on radio source and open up Lanaboards.com

2. Wait expectantly, not turning away for a second, even if you piss yourself

3. Hold onto your wig at least 5 minutes prior to either song starting

4. Prepare for the New World Order of Lana Del Rey. Reysistance is futile

 

~Oooh baby, when you call me, I come to

From dreams I'll wake, and I'm waiting for you~

You're my favorite lmaooo

[fxb 306]

How long is SB AND GL again??

SB is 4:21 and GL is 4:45

[Terrence Loves Me 72,041]

SB is 4:21 and GL is 4:45

wow GL is a long boppp, i'm even more excited!! But do u think they'll cut it down for radio?

[fruitpunch 253]

I just wish he hadn't put his white mustang in my summer bummer during our groupie love / why couldn't he have popped my cherry during Coachella wow. Guess I won't be worrying about my childrens children

[fxb 306]

wow GL is a long boppp, i'm even more excited!! But do u think they'll cut it down for radio?

oop yes   the radio edits are:

 

SB - 4:13

GL - 4:24

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,126]

For 9 minutes and 6 seconds, tomorrow. We will be in damn heaven.

[Yosemite 23,765]

I want a website or app to listen to beats 1 (unofficial cause I don't have an iTunes acc)

[Flowerbomb 65,560]

Off topic: I don't want to alarm anyone, but a new user by the name of @lanadelrey just added me as a friend on here so that means I'm better than all of you so don't talk to me cuz I'm famous now lel bye gays,

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,126]

I want a website or app to listen to beats 1 (unofficial cause I don't have an iTunes acc)

I think BBC Radio 1 is doing the listenings at the same time!! You can broadcast from their website, too! (:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1

 

If that doesn't work you can also listen to BBC Radio 1, here!

http://tunein.com/radio/BBC-Radio-1-988-s24939/

[Flowerbomb 65,560]

Off topic: I don't want to alarm anyone, but a new user by the name of @lanadelrey just added me as a friend on here so that means I'm better than all of you so don't talk to me cuz I'm famous now lel bye gays,

Edit: they literally just unfriended me omfg

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,126]

Off topic: I don't want to alarm anyone, but a new user by the name of @lanadelrey just added me as a friend on here so that means I'm better than all of you so don't talk to me cuz I'm famous now lel bye gays,

Check my friends list