Myriam 559 Posted October 21, 2012 All you have to do is take a rather 'dirty' line from a lana song and make it good/less explicit From Lana to Taylor Swift let's say (you can't even use kiss, no drugs references, and it has to turn out really lame lol) I'll start: Have to touch myself to pretend you're there: Have to hug your photograph to pretend you're there (You can use the same line different times if you have another idea) 1 Quote Long hair, Lana that's my bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 984 Posted October 21, 2012 In the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel wanting to get a new car 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FREEDOM 310 Posted October 21, 2012 Darling, Darling, doesn't have a problem Lying to herself cause her teddy's top shelf 5 Quote ~xxx~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guy 976 Posted October 21, 2012 Methamphetamines ew ew ew ew Don't do them ever Eww ew ew eeewwwwwwwwwww 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrailerParkDarling 5,701 Posted October 21, 2012 Wanna hold your hand in the pouring rain, do you like Coltrane? 3 Quote *** People call me crazy but I'm in demand *** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
National Anthem 9,905 Posted October 21, 2012 Love you more, than those meanies before... 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adrift 4,813 Posted October 21, 2012 If you wanna get down with G-O-D, I'm in the chapel if you wanna p-p-pray with me. Everyone from home says that we're so pure, Come on everybody to the Catholic school. 9 Quote X----into me, into you----X Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myriam 559 Posted October 21, 2012 Love you more, than those meanies before... hahaha, this is too funny Lights, camera, and books, if he likes me let's get married first. 4 Quote Long hair, Lana that's my bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SugarVenom 464 Posted October 21, 2012 I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy... I'm tired of feeling like I'm this lazy 0 Quote one time, lana del rey told me that I made her day~ it was awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myriam 559 Posted October 21, 2012 If you wanna get down with G-O-D, I'm in the chapel if you wanna p-p-pray with me. Everyone from home says that we're so pure, Come on everybody to the Catholic school. LOL In the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel. Period. 0 Quote Long hair, Lana that's my bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FREEDOM 310 Posted October 21, 2012 Off to the races: Birthday Girl (edition) And I'm off to the races Cases of party streamers Popping out all over town Cause it's just my b-day Bracing gifts again on Rikers island And I just want more Because I'm greedy, baby I need you to buy me more and praise me I'm your little party, popper Eating in the garden, Cake goes in my open mouth Ready for more 3 Quote ~xxx~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poison Ivy 1,588 Posted October 21, 2012 Is it wro-wrong that I think it's kinda fun When I scratch you on the back of your hand with a paw? My daddy's in the hall on his brand new mat I really want it back, but I'm sadly just a cat 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 984 Posted October 21, 2012 My old man is a nice man and we share a completely non-incestous, non-statutory rape breaching relationship for your information 16 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,644 Posted October 21, 2012 Only seventeen, but she treats the nerds so mean. 8 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adrift 4,813 Posted October 21, 2012 Remember how we used to politely knock and respect the business hours of the hotel, only swimming if there is a lifeguard present? 9 Quote X----into me, into you----X Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,644 Posted October 21, 2012 Pushing up my beliefs in your face. 5 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myriam 559 Posted October 21, 2012 Never lying to herself, because lying is a sin 4 Quote Long hair, Lana that's my bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 984 Posted October 21, 2012 Take your body into the shower and clean yourself before you go downtown tonight. You can be the boss friendly co-worker to help me finish a task. You call me lavender, you call me sunshine. You tell me to cover myself up so I don't look like a harlot. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,218 Posted October 21, 2012 B-A-D-D-E-S-T Baddest girl at the Spelling Bee 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 984 Posted October 21, 2012 B-A-D-D-E-S-T Baddest girl at the Spelling Bee A-M-E-R-I-C-A Let's go to the YMCA 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
