Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[GeminiLanaFan]

Thank God for our wallets Lana isn’t Taylor, with her vinyls / CD having an exclusive track with each variant. At least Lana has the decency of having only a different cover with each vinyl. I know I couldn’t resist going bankrupt for a new Lana song… maybe not for Lasso, NGL, I’m still not 100% sold on the project yet, although I’m now curious by the direction it will take. 

[WaitForLife]

On 2/19/2024 at 3:27 PM, Terrence Loves Me said:

When Lasso sounds like an invite

An invite to heaven

[Rust Dress]

im still so perched for henry, come on and i cant really see why more people aren’t. if henry was a uv outtake, istg everybody would’ve been all over this song 

 

tell him that his cowgirl’s gone go on and giddy up 

[jakoblvd]

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

[littleredpartydress]

4 minutes ago, jakoblvd said:

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

It is never this serious 

[Rust Dress]

6 minutes ago, jakoblvd said:

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

 

well… at least we have a snippet and something to look forward to 

[LifeOnMars]

What are we doing if Morgan Wallen ends up being on this album?

[ShadesOfFool]

9 minutes ago, jakoblvd said:

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

come here baby let me give you a hug

[Daytona Beach Sparkler]

1 hour ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

Thank God for our wallets Lana isn’t Taylor, with her vinyls / CD having an exclusive track with each variant. At least Lana has the decency of having only a different cover with each vinyl. I know I couldn’t resist going bankrupt for a new Lana song… maybe not for Lasso, NGL, I’m still not 100% sold on the project yet, although I’m now curious by the direction it will take. 

[honeymoon is alive]

2 minutes ago, LifeOnMars said:

What are we doing if Morgan Wallen ends up being on this album?

we get her first #1 on billboard 100 

[Three White Butterflies]

10 minutes ago, jakoblvd said:

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

 

friendly reminder that Lana del rey is a human being and she didn't sign a contract to be our servant and provide us with on demand entertainment when we see fit. 

[LifeOnMars]

2 minutes ago, honeymoon is alive said:

we get her first #1 on billboard 100 

Zach Bryan would be a better option for that. 

[Rust Dress]

1 minute ago, Three White Butterflies said:

 

friendly reminder that Lana del rey is a human being and she didn't sign a contract to be our servant and provide us with on demand entertainment when we see fit. 

 

the amount of times this was said during nfr, chem, bb, and ob eras 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler]

58 minutes ago, Rust Dress said:

 

the amount of times this was said during nfr, chem, bb, and ob eras 

[barttttender]

12 minutes ago, jakoblvd said:

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa. The woman is on the cusp of birthing her TENTH album in a little over a decade. Another lil' reminder: almost all her albums are well-received critically, some even lauded retroactively (like Born to Die). The woman DOESN'T owe us a smooth anything. She can drop it whenever the hell she wants, given how productive she is.

 

Also, Beyonce's new album is similarly appearing out of nowhere. Dua Lipa has dropped two singles, and there's still no news on the album name, or release date. 

 

So, just chill, an count your blessings. We have an album name, the genre, the tentative release date, and even some of the songs. So, we good. Mother is feeding us well and keeping us warm. Shush.

[DCooper]

14 minutes ago, jakoblvd said:

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

 

The album rollout hasn't started. She excitedly mentioned an upcoming album that she and Jack have been working on for several years at a music industry event while he was being honoured. It's not her fault that we're all rabid.

 

I for one am happy to at least have confirmation that an album is nearing completion and heading our way, hopefully this year.

[Dark Angel]

19 minutes ago, jakoblvd said:

Once again, we're left with half-assed information over half a year in advance for Lana's album "Lasso." This constant pattern of neglecting to give us a proper album rollout is infuriating. Fans deserve better than this endless string of disappointments. It's about time Lana and her team start treating us with the respect and engagement we deserve. Enough with the half-hearted attempts at building anticipation. We demand a proper rollout, with timely updates, engaging content, and a genuine connection to the music.

 

…she literally just announced the album only a few weeks ago, AND she recently posted a snippet 

[X8vinylScratchX]

18 minutes ago, LifeOnMars said:

What are we doing if Morgan Wallen ends up being on this album?

 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler]

1 hour ago, LifeOnMars said:

What are we doing if Morgan Wallen ends up being on this album?

Well... 

[honeymoon is alive]

20 minutes ago, LifeOnMars said:

Zach Bryan would be a better option for that. 

we gotta work with what we have