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[West Coast]

Is Charlie and chuck’s official middle name hill? That’s patty’s surname. If so, I wonder why Lana wasn’t born Elizabeth Hill Grant like the others.

Honestly always been wondering that too.

[gatadelrey]

The M tattoo is after her grandmother on her mom’s side so it’s definitely not a hatred for all of Patty’s side of the family, just Patty.

[Serene Queen]

Is Charlie and chuck’s official middle name hill? That’s patty’s surname. If so, I wonder why Lana wasn’t born Elizabeth Hill Grant like the others.

Yeah I mean where tf did they get “Woolridge.” It’s gotta be a last name of some sort

i think only rob was there

 

edit: her grandma was there too

She’s still ALIVE?! HOW OLD IS THIS WOMAN

[gatadelrey]

Yeah I mean where tf did they get “Woolridge.” It’s gotta be a last name of some sort

 

She’s still ALIVE?! HOW OLD IS THIS WOMAN

Super old. Cynthia Grant. Her husband died in 2014 at the age of 89. I found his public obituary.

[Serene Queen]

Super old. Cynthia Grant. Her husband died in 2014 at the age of 89. I found his public obituary.

OMG LINK?

[gatadelrey]

OMG LINK?

https://www.geni.com/people/Robert-Grant/6000000033603540322

 

Scroll to the bottom. I believe violet is Lana’s great grandmother and who she is referring to in patent leather do over.

[pin up galore]

omg y'all are going IN

[gatadelrey]

Also I feel super creepy for finding all of that, I was literally just looking up her dad and mom and even Candace and Joanna and somehow found her dad’s entire family history.

[Foxglove]

is Lana a medium who contacts the spirits of the dead she mentioned, like sylvia, marilyn, violet, her dead ex boyfriend, etc?

[99centlips]

Didn’t we figure that the M was actually for Michael her ex, but she says it’s for her grandmother?

 

I have some dark theories about the mom relationship..but who knows? maybe it will come out in the book(s)

[softcore babyface]

lana pretending to have daddy issues while having mommy issues is iconic

 

You know I never got the vibe that Lana had daddy issues. I always thought that songs like yayo, Lolita, you can be the boss, cola, etc. etc. where just her being playful and sexy and even satirical.

Didn’t we figure that the M was actually for Michael her ex, but she says it’s for her grandmother?

 

I have some dark theories about the mom relationship..but who knows? maybe it will come out in the book(s)

I think she had the m tattoo for longer than that. But idk...

[Thunder Revenant]

God if the friends-n-family megaposts at least had some sort of aesthetic. Yet here she is posting random, terribly unflattering and unflitered pics fron her WhatsAppImages folder.

[CinnamonGay]

[softcore babyface]

I really love lanas normie insta. She really has the aesthetic of an ex sorority girl with a professional job.

[takeitdoen]

Didn’t we figure that the M was actually for Michael her ex, but she says it’s for her grandmother?

 

I have some dark theories about the mom relationship..but who knows? maybe it will come out in the book(s)

actually the M is for Mmmmmmoney. It's true, I just can't reveal my source . . . 

[Umaniac]

She definitely has a secret kid we don't know about. "I have got a kid and two cats in the yard." We have seen the cats and where's the kidc?

[SweetHenny]

She definitely has a secret kid we don't know about. "I have got a kid and two cats in the yard." We have seen the cats and where's the kidc?

Inb4 Jen's child is actually Lana's. That's why she posted a lot about motherhood and Jen being pregnant and giving birth. Lana's keeping it secret and makes Jen pretend having a child on her IG. And the child is definitely a boy thus the COCC title abbreviation is explained. Sean is the father of the child but Lana forbids him from getting in touch and all he can do is like her Insta posts still following her in hopes of catching a glimpse of his son     

[Flowerbomb]

But why does she look so much like Chuck and Patty?!

 

This is the thing that's tripping me up because Joanna looks SO much like Chuck????

[Flowerbomb]

Didn’t we figure that the M was actually for Michael her ex, but she says it’s for her grandmother?

 

I have some dark theories about the mom relationship..but who knows? maybe it will come out in the book(s)

 

I always thought the 'M' stood for Marilyn Monroe and Lana said her grandmother so it wouldn't seem so 'fan crazy'

[GeminiLanaFan]

Chemtrails... lost and secret sister... secret kid... Lana’s conspiracy theory album is on its way!!! Calling it: there will be a line on one song where she says she is leaking her own songs!!!