Hundred Dollar Bill

because I have this 2 women in my life
 

When it's a beautiful day outside.

Being able to walk into the kitchen and have instant access to clean water.

Correct lyrics like, "Stealing police guys with the senior guys"?

here are a few of images i created and added on my redbubble account
 
 





 
check out more of my work here:
 
http://www.redbubble.com/people/imalbertgrr/portfolio

HOLY FUCKING LORD.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Is it just me, or does SitarHero look kinda like a white PSY?
 

 
#GangnamStyle

Congrats! I loved your answers. :3 I think your goals to become a psychiatrist and work with Doctors Without Borders are really admirable, but how you helped your friend is even more amazing. :')
 
 
 
BACK OFF, SITARKITTY
 

Yep, it's that time of week again! (Actually, we're rather overdue, but I bet TrailerParkDarling has enjoyed her several weeks in the homepage spotlight.) I'm happy to present our newest Member of the Week, myriiiam! Hers was one of the closest races we've had so far in the forum, but in the end she won. Read her interview, bask in her glory, listen to her song and weep...Her answers are thoughtful and I, for one, am glad she shared with us!
 
 

Member of the Week: myriiiam!


 
 
 
 
 
Congrats, myriiiam, and thanks for being an awesome member! I think all your voters would agree

This is a 'cover' I made of Yayo like a month ago.
I was very sad that day and half drunk but I like to listen to it sometimes to remind myself how far I've come (I'm sorry about the background noise, I was sitting by my window)
 
If you decide to listen, I apologize to your ears and please don't hate me for ruining the song lol
 
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uvGM3bkCuc

Where are the Halloween pictures?!?!? Disappointed in you people rn. I'm posting mine in a few hours when I get home.

she's my sonic and visual soulmate, so i make these. hi everyone

http://www.youtube.com/user/D1ETPUSSY

#DOPE #SWAG #BASED #FRESH2DEATH

lol ok yall hers myy costum 4 lanawen. im l0lita from tha hood! juss like lana!
 
peep myy cute grafix, ya dig?
 

 
lol lil lolita finna get high then fuqq sum old homiez! rofl!!
 

 
lol look @ dat babyy! sum trill shit! lol
 
k yall vote 4 me!!! lol finna win dis contest! liek butons rite thur!!!!!!!!!11!!! ---------->

Lana is a... not-good model. I know everyone loves her editorials and shoots for H&M and she looks lovely and beautiful but... they really leave a lot to be desired. It blows my mind that used to actually model (maybe she wasn't a serious model?), because these most recent images are horrible.. She looks the same in all of them. She looks stiff. She seems to think that raising her head slightly and looking down is the ultimate ~modelesque look~ that must be done in every photoshoot.
 
I don't know, maybe it's not her. Maybe she's just getting really bad direction during her shoots, or if the editors are choosing crappy photos or whatever, but she does not shoot like a real model to me. It's unfortunate that someone that is so stunningly beautiful and photogenic and has a face the camera loves is shooting so poorly. :\ She photographs like a ~celebrity~ (actor/singer) being shot for a magazine/campaign, rather than a model. It's just odd considering her apparent history as a Ford model. Maybe we'll see a video of her being shot where she doesn't have an ~environment to act in~ so we can see how she moves when photographed. There's obviously some sort of talent there that extends beyond her looks that kept her in the modelling industry.
 
~says the ultimate authority in all things modelling~
 
 
 
 
I'm gonna go back to working the pole

Laugh all you want, I know it's very disliked in this community, which proves my point that people simply can't handle perfection.
 
Whatever. :imbeingsarcasticbitch2:

This is really just an odd song! It reminds me of an airplane.

Sister wife? Easy, just think of the lyrics to Cola.
"I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind." Obviously, Lana is portraying a sister wife in that song.
You're welcome.

Your sass is delicious.
 

You don't like NLMG? Yikes, praying for you.
 
 
Actually the simple fact is it doesn't have a single fucking thing to do with me or my love life or my happiness so you all can go ahead and shut the fuck up about that now because I'm done hearing it! I just plain don't like its generic lyrics and music. I'll give props to her vocal performance because it's outstanding, but the rest of it does absolutely nothing for me.
 
 
Finally some agreement

Has anyone else realized that we've let "Heavy Hitler" pass for this entire thread?

If MoEv get a reality show, I want one with Sitar tbh.
 
With a cat named Maru.
 
And neighbors named HDB and Madrigal.
 
Matt can be the salacious paper boy.
 
And then Pin Up could be our sassy, black maid.
 
Fuck.
 
Let's all just live together. Someone call VH1.
 

You forgot the part where you touch dicks

get dat diq
 
 
Watch TV
 
 
Would you rather shave your head or shave your eyebrows?