Allie

helllooooo boy at the far left

Coincidence?
 
Simba Lombardi
 
 
 
 
Josh Rachlin
 
 
K? Jesus? My fanwank-radar is pinging.

catch bitches

My beautiful bad girl:

 
 
 

OMG. And Lana slays me once again! This video will be flawless, I just know it. I'm sure it will be as epic as Ride and National Anthem, it will legit be the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life. Like, OMG, I am dying here. I'm crying so hard right now that I actually can't breathe, can't someone please hold me?! To all of you making mean comments about goddess Lana: she's flawless!!! Sure, she's just a wee bit fat and should probably lose a bit of weight and maybe tone her abs - but she's still perfect regardless! (Oh, btw, does anyone else think the whole stripping / go-go dancing thing could represent the loss of innocence? You know, the angel looking to get fucked hard and all that? Makes sense, right?!)
 
 
 

someone I know is in the new Tropico video. I don't know any insider information about it- and im not going to ask. Hahaha. But I did get this picture!

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that pout

The internet is not destroying the element of surprise enough, we need more. Where’s the video treatment and the storyboards? Fuck it, can we get some of the dailies? This guessing game is not going to cut it. I need to put my Google glasses on and activate the internet chip underneath my skin.   

 

Also, just a heads up here. If you want to make some extra cash, listen up, i’m feeling philanthropic. I will be giving out $100 to each and every forum member who, upon this video being released in its final form, refrains from making a post about how:

 

-The video is flawless.

-The video is epic. 

-The video is the most (anything) you’ve ever seen in your entire life. 

-You are dying.

-You are are crying. 

-You can’t breathe. 

-You have been slayed.

-You need someone to hold you. 

-Lana looks flawless.

-Lana looks perfect.

-Lana looks fat. 

-Lana needs to lose weight.

-Lana needs to tone her abs. 

-Stripping represents the loss of innocence. 

Remember the Bel air description about TROPICO "I lost my reputation, I forgot my truth. But I have my beauty and have my youth". Now that we have these set photos of her as a stripper this phrase makes sense now.

No she doesn't. Who are you to speak for HER body? How do you know if she's comfortable how she is right now  or not? Not everyone needs to have six packs. I find comments like these very rude, you wouldn't say this kinda shit to your friends, let alone someone you don't even know.

YESSSSS LANA FLYYYYYYY FLYYYYYY YESSSSSS.
 
Maybe it will be a mash up video for all the singles she promised, Dark Paradise, Cola, Bel Air, Gods and Monsters

Oh and by the way, about her body, sit down cunts, she is a thin girl but she just doesn't work out is all, she has no tone, but who needs tone when you got legs and a face like that? no one cunts. Keep it real x.

Prediction:
 
- Dope monologue about being in the land of gods and monsters, stripping and stuff.
- First song is G&M in the strip club. Hopefully some tits, if not hers, make a premiere. Really trying to imagine her meeting this albino guy in the strip club, but...
- Undetermined for Body Electric. Monologues galore, for sure. A dark part of the relationship, I suppose, if G&M is about current love and Bel Air is about a reunion. Must be some kind of break.
- But he picks her up in the Bel Air car as the piano begins and they ride off to the ethereal meadow of loveliness (Heaven?), where they fucking float around and stuff.

You guys ARE making me feel fat, my body kinda looks like Lana's right now and I was happy with it   I still am but really no one irl thinks that's chubby/fat/fluffy w/e - it's just everyone being so used to super-toned monster-performers, singers, models, photoshop and it's really kinda ridiculous to feel chubby just cause there are some rolls on your stomach when you sit down or something, but I get all critical of my body sometimes because it's not toned or skinny enough or whatever. And seeing Lana look so amazing just gives me a lot of confidence 

I think there are a lot of critical things you can say about Lana~ but picking about her body is pretty low. Obviously she had insecurities about her appearance, given the procedures she's had and the fact that she blocked someone and told them to go fuck himself for calling him ugly. Calling her "fluffy" and "flabby" is so mean, especially when you consider the fact that there are members here who may be her size or larger. There is nothing wrong with a soft girl, it's actually really refreshing to see. She's like Kate Upton's body type (without the obvious )

Lana is beautiful and has an awesome body. No straight man who can would turn her down. She looks pretty hot in the red bikini outfit. 

This isn't about whose body is firmer or better or whatever. What people are trying to say is that you really shouldn't be using Adele of all people to judge others for their bodies since she herself has fought against fat shaming and is very outspoken about that subject.

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

i rly like lana's body because she's toned (re: her legs + butt) but still soft and i rly like that in girls. soft girls are just nicer to hug imo

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

I just want to see Lana WORK the pole. There's no point in her wearing this outfit with the bills hanging out if she's not working a pole / gyrating sexily / giving a lap dance. If she's just looking off into the distance, all forlorn or whatever in that outfit, I WILL NOT BE HAPPY.

                        

Is this gonna be turned into some body shaming thread? Lana's body looks great and normal - should be applauded..

WUT, srsly? I am for sure going off topic (since this a thread about her new video), but you must be pretty delusional right? 
I mean, have you seen how trained her legs are for example? She is for sure doing quite a bit to stay in shape. 
 
And I am pretty sure that Adele's "firmer body" which is pretty much 3x the size of Lana's is quite good for her bones, her blood pressure etc.
Plus, I really don't wanna see how Adele's firm belly looks like (even if I am mean right now)