Matt

He has a voice like NOBODY, people are just jealous.

How to be a girl: Don't wait for heaven and put love first

"In the land of Gods and Monsters I was an angel wanting to trade Pokemon cards"

Ladies, if you really want to reign them suckers then line out them limbs and plump up them pluckers since that's the only way to get them motherfuckers - A self help book by Lana Del Rey comparable in length to a Fiona Apple album title

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This is my new favorite thread *boomarked* Peasant Etiquette: How to salute Miss America AKA Lana Del Rey

Everything about this album is flawless. EVERYTHING. The last chorus to Mermaid Motel is enough to make me want to run away from home and go to Coney Island. Little Girls though is basically legendary. But Oh Say Can You See is hard for me to love.

Cliche Songwriting: A guide to throwing the terms Coney Island, James Dean, Daddy, and Baby in every phrase

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Do you think you'll buy me lots of diamonds? - Vapid lyrics for dummies

Fixed it for ya

"DOPE TROPICO SURF CANNES CINEMA SHIT: Lana Del Rey's advice to future musicians"

How to get ahead in the music industry without sleeping with a producer since this isn't 1952 anymore

Hit me and tell me you're mine: How to make domestic violence sound sexy

AHAHAHAHA I WAS GOING TO USE THAT ONE. Was that the time she said she couldn't afford fruit loops, or was it cheerios?

How to use an auto-tuned loon in-effectively: WARNING DO NOT TRY AT HOME

How to kill your dad and profit $$$

Trash Magic: Sounding trashy and nostalgic for beginners

"Review from user LanaDelRey : 0 stars : 10 out of 10 people found this helpful --- My entire discography is online now. Do not recommend this book."

How to reuse song lyrics multiple times and make them sound cheesier each time

How to offend the world: From getting plastic surgery to cultural appropriation (Rated 5 stars by Lana Del Rey : Really helpful)

Becoming the other woman AKA Sleeping with married men and making a living off stories about it How to find a sugar daddy

A research in the field of sonics or: Sonically Speaking - narrated by Lana Del Rey How to Turn your Life into a Work of Art How to look and sing beautifully What not to do on SNL How to be Hipster

How to do meth for amateurs

Saying "sonically" to describe everything