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can’t tell if this next week is going to go by faster because we finally have news and a date or slower because we finally have news and a date

me on my valentine’s day polyamorous three-way date with my partners A&W and Desire I Want to Turn Into You

just remembered Caroline Polachek album is coming out that same day the Valentine’s Day collapse for people like me who haven’t been touched in 6 months

google babes

so will 111 after ben sees this

PERIODDDDD

i think lana thought that she might’ve really just been doing background vocals with a bunch of other singers, i don’t believe she was under the impression she was even gonna be credited at all. that’s something Jack tends to do a lot (ex Phoebe Bridgers and Clairo doing background vox on Solar Power)

okay i don’t think Sweet is gonna be bad at all (like another song that starts with B ends with L and rhymes with cuticle), i just think it’s gonna be one of the least adventurous songs on what will be a very adventurous album

the only thing that makes me doubt that it’s coming tomorrow is that oceanblvd hasn’t posted anything, like i’m convinced that account was made for the sole purpose of ben and ed doing the promo that lana doesn’t want to do herself so i don’t think they would also wait until the song is already out to say something. but i’m still hoping for tomorrow

you guys are joking about thinking that instrumental is real right you’re not THAT gullible right

it’s coming tomorrow 11am EST yup

you’re a whole clown that’s not what they said, they said BR is on the album

no more dragonwhore talk i cannot stand that clown… they made good guesses with the Cali coast aesthetic/return of Jim/80 minute runtime/FJM collab but they also said that the album was called Del Norte County, that Watercolor Eyes and Buddy’s Rendezvous were on it, etc etc… stop mentioning them PLEASEEEE

girl their most recent content is literally them admitting that they have been fake this whole time, they just made good guesses lol

i’m actually surprised at how many things that DragonWhore snake predicted (key word PREDICTED) correctly… i absolutely despise that clown but i have to give them credit

A&W 2 songs hmmmm interesting…

this damn song better be coming out tomorrow or i’m gonna start losing my mind benjamin mawson it’s time to reset the password for that damn oceanblvd account and log back in, i know you forgot it already

i don’t blame her this is how my brain works too

when @exposinglizzygrant shows up on IG and starts posting pictures of texts with lana and then in the reflection of the phone screen we see that it’s PATRICIA

the Wildflower Wildfire + Fucked My Way Up to the Top + Black Bathing Suit joint slay

i actually wasn’t anticipating A&W to be a patty diss song, i was expecting more of a media and press diss song but i will take this too

it’s actually so weird, the delay is worst on my old account that i actually followed honeymoon on in 2015. on my new account that i followed her on recently it’s actually not that bad, but yeah on the old one there have been a couple instances where i got honeymoon post notifications for something from a week prior

are y’all telling me that you DON’T get post notifications for honeymoon hours, sometimes days after she actually posted? i thought her IG was just collectively fucked up in that regard because i’ve seen other people complaining about it too, i haven’t even gotten the notifications for yesterday’s posts yet but that’s not unusual because they always come late

PATTY PATTY U KNOW THE ADDY